1. When his poor choice of words were his greatest asset.
2. And when he tried to become a successful analrapist.
3. Or when he tried to follow another dream, of becoming an actor… and his choice of words were still perfection.
4. When he put himself out there and auditioned for a commercial.
(He didn’t get it.)
5. When he loved to brag about his “successful” marriage.
6. Whenever he tried too hard to be a good uncle.
7. Every time he cried in the shower.
Which was a lot.
8. When he lost his temper… which didn’t happen very often.
9. When he got stuck behind Maggie Lizer.
So much precision in those movements.
10. When he crossed the line with Michael.
11. When his very real, very serious serious illness was showcased.
12. And then, he went shopping for swimwear.
13. When he stood up in court and said this.
14. When he tried to get closer to Maeby, posing as Mrs Featherbottom.
It went… well.
Keep being a superstar, Tobias.
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