1. Never go anywhere alone
2. Turn on the lights
3. Trust The Police
4. Keep It In Your Pants
5. Stay Clean And Sober
6. Never Say That You'll Be Right Back
7. Don't Pick Up Unknown Callers
8. Always Make Sure The Killer Is Dead
9. Don't Go In The Basement
10. Keep Knives Out Of Reach
11. Avoid Looking In Mirrors
12. Check the backseat of your car
13. Don't Tell People What Your Plans Are When You Survive
14. Research Your Family History
15. But Most Of All: JUST LEAVE TOWN!!
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