Buzz·Posted on 7 Jan 201521 Things Mancunians Never Want To Hear Again"Are you mad fer it?!"by Harriet WilliamsonBuzzFeed ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. The "boop boop" noise that trams make when someone's in their way. Flickr: rossendalewadey / Creative Commons GET OFF THE TRAM LINES, FOOL. 2. Drunk students singing on the Magicbus. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF scottpilgrimthemovie.com / Via your-reaction-gifs.tumblr.com Please just stop. 3. People questioning why we douse everything in gravy. Flickr: 37996583811@N01 / Creative Commons It's just really tasty, OK? 4. Being aggressively asked whether you support City or United. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Channel 4 / Via find-a-reaction-gif.tumblr.com Why can't we all just get along? 5. People talking about how beer up north is always really cheap. Flickr: quinndombrowski / Creative Commons Unfortunately that's not the case if you're drinking craft beer in a trendy Northern Quarter bar. 6. People asking you to do the "hard man" walk. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF wwe.com / Via reactiongifs.com Some of us prefer not to do the "Manc swagger". 7. People fearfully commenting on how mad things must get when the football's on. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF warnervideo.com / Via lomltoday.tumblr.com Actually, it's not like a scene from Green Street. 8. Being told that London is the place to be and you should move there immediately. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Channel 4 / Via rybten.tumblr.com I'm alright, actually. 9. Sarcastic remarks about how nice the weather is. Flickr: bensutherland / Creative Commons I promise it doesn't rain all the time. 10. Being informed by people who don't live in Manchester that Shameless is an accurate representation of the city and it's people. Channel 4 / Via i-saidgoddamn.tumblr.com We do like a party, though. 11. Being told that you must be able to hold your drink. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CBS / Via funastrology.tumblr.com I wish this were true. 12. People attempting to imitate a Manchester accent and doing a Yorkshire one instead. Flickr: sovietuk / Creative Commons That's not where I'm from :( 13. Hearing about "Gunchester" and how it's "full of crime". Flickr: freefoto / Creative Commons Crime happens everywhere, guys. 14. People telling you that your accent's "rather unfortunate". Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF bbc.co.uk / Via stepchildofthesun.tumblr.com I mean, that's just rude. 15. People asking whether you're "mad fer it", usually with a cheeky wink. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF CBS / Via gifs-for-the-masses.tumblr.com It's not a secret code. No one says that. 16. Being told about a new band that's like a cross between Joy Division and the Stone Roses. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Via ladygagasreactions.tumblr.com Original. 17. Being told that Morrissey has said something controversial. Kevin Winter / Getty Bigmouth strikes again. And you're expected to have an opinion on it. 18. The self-service checkout telling you that approval is needed. manchestereveningnews.co.uk Just let me buy my wine. I'm looking at you, Market Street Tesco. 19. Market Street charity muggers asking if you've got a minute. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Channel 4 / Via dieebicz.tumblr.com I'm late and broke, sorry. 20. Being asked whether you've seen the Manchester Google Maps fail. google.com It's getting old now. 21. Hearing these dreaded words: "The North is basically all the same, right?" Flickr: vidyo / Creative Commons Let me stop you right there.