Buzz·Posted on Mar 23, 201522 Horrifically Hipster Chorlton ProblemsQuinoa, anyone?by Harriet WilliamsonBuzzFeed ContributorFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. When your nearest quinoa merchant misleads you in an unforgivable manner. manchestereveningnews.co.uk 2. When you just want to hire a bog standard bouncy castle but all you can find are handcrafted yurts. Twitter: @amyglendinning 3. When even the children's books have a hidden agenda. pad homeware & gifts @padmanchester Reckon we are onto a winner with our new ABC book #Chorlton 04:35 PM - 23 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. When someone fills the last bike rack with their hula hoop. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 5. When your summer solstice gets ruined. manchestereveningnews.co.uk 6. When literally everyone thinks you're a terrible person because you don't ride a bike. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF fxnetworks.com / Via evilisexciting.tumblr.com 7. When all you wanted was some hot sauce. Barry @Bazihnio The most #Chorlton hot sauce. CHRIST. 07:59 PM - 27 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. When you spill all your dried lentils on the way back from shopping at Unicorn Grocery. Amy Glendinning @amyglendinning Catastrophe in Chorlton! #lentilspillage #onlyinChorlton 07:14 PM - 16 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. When you want to buy your child a plastic playset but you can't avoid trendy superfoods. Producer Jim @Mr_Jimbob What kids plastic fruit & veg playset is complete without fennel & artichoke? Only in #Chorlton. #middleclasskids 10:32 AM - 03 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. When "picking up chicks" takes on a whole new meaning. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 11. When you want to get into Manchester after midnight but public transport from Chorlton doesn't run. abc.go.com It's like trying to get off Lost island. 12. When all you wanted was a beer and it gave you an "Asparagasm". Dan Morehead @Danny11M Only in Chorlton. 08:20 PM - 05 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. When the street art just straight up terrifies you. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 14. And let's not even get started on the tree art. Kate Horsley @crimeculture The famous tree-climbing baby installation in Chorlton water park after the addition of a second baby. 03:16 PM - 24 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. When the pub runs out of your favourite craft beer. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF prettylittleliars.alloyentertainment.com / Via emoti0nalwreck.tumblr.com 16. When you realise that papoose baby carriers aren't just used for humans. Jenny Ward @JCWardy83 @JanetHorsfield love this #whippet #papoose #onlyinchorlton 11:57 AM - 02 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. When everyone starts wearing odd socks and sandals. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF lets-create-a-better-world.tumblr.com And you definitely did it first. 18. When even the cash machines only offer seasonal produce. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 19. When green-fingered thieves think nothing of targeting your carefully arranged hanging basket. AnnaFernley @Annabethfernley Only in chorlton 08:24 PM - 16 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. When the hummus delivery doesn't arrive on time. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com 21. When everyone assumes you must be a middle class hipster just because you live in Chorlton. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF NBC / Via bookriot.tumblr.com An unfounded accusation.