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These Are Some Of The Cheesiest Jokes — See How Many Make You Laugh

Classic jokes will never grow old.

  1. Q: What's the best way to throw a party on Mars?A: You PLANET!

    Q: What's the best way to throw a party on Mars?
    A: You PLANET!

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Q: What's the best way to throw a party on Mars?A: You PLANET!
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  1. Q: What day of the week are most twins born?A: Twos-Day!

    Q: What day of the week are most twins born?
    A: Twos-Day!

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Q: What day of the week are most twins born?A: Twos-Day!
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  1. Q: Why was the Easter bunny upset?A: He was having a bad hare day!

    Q: Why was the Easter bunny upset?
    A: He was having a bad hare day!

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Q: Why was the Easter bunny upset?A: He was having a bad hare day!
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  1. Q: What button is impossible to unbutton?A: A belly button!

    Q: What button is impossible to unbutton?
    A: A belly button!

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Q: What button is impossible to unbutton?A: A belly button!
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  1. Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us

    Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
    A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us

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Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us
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  1. Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?A: B

    Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?
    A: B

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Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?A: B
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  1. Q. Why do some people eat snails?A. Because they don't eat fast food!

    Q. Why do some people eat snails?
    A. Because they don't eat fast food!

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Q. Why do some people eat snails?A. Because they don't eat fast food!
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