1. A waterproof Satisfyer Pro 2 that is ready to suck your clit to the high heavens. Bath time just got a lot more exciting!

2. A powerful vibrating cock ring to make your next sex sesh last all night long. This toy is also super quiet for anyone in need of discretion.
3. A set of mini Lelo luna beads (kegel balls) so you can wear these around the house and take your big O to a new level of eye-rolling intensity.

4. A designed to suck BJ dildo ready to give you all the gender europhia you deserve to feel while getting off! This toy is designed for trans folks and suctions onto your parts to give you a phenomenal blow job experience while a partner sucks on the toy. You can use it solo and create a similar sensation with your hands.

5. And a Kegel ball vibrator with a remote control so you can have power over the 10 different frequencies and three vibration intensities!

6. A pack of Tenga eggs to help you beat boredom, amongst other things...

7. A comfy strap-on harness you'll love wearing during an extended sex sesh with your partner. This harness is stable and machine washable, AKA perfect for repeated use!

8. A waterproof wand vibe thousands of people swear by. This babe can give "wetting the bed" a whole new meaning 😏.
9. An investment-worthy We-Vibe chorus toy with a remote control for any couples out there who want to add lots of ~positive vibes~ to their love life! This toy connects to an app so will work for long-distance partners as well.

10. A strap-on vibrator kit because you and your partner deserve a wild good time, and an easily-adjustable harness kit can help make that happen!

11. A "butterfly kiss" massager to hit all the right spots at high speeds!

12. The Nudge from Unbound, a silicone plug that's beginner-friendly and a fun little buddy to have on hand for foreplay.
13. A Satisfyer 2.0 masturbator equipped with interchangeable sleeves and a skin-like interior to cure your boredom with every ~stroke~.

This waterproof toy has a width of 3.7-inches, a total length of 10.2-inches, and an insertable length of 8.5-inches.
Promising review: "This was my boyfriend’s first in many ways. He had a rather thick member and I was concerned it would be uncomfortable for him. All I have heard since I gifted him this toy is nothing but how good it feels. So happy with this purchase and our masturbation sessions! Highly recommend!" –Anonymous
Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $49 (available in two colors).
14. A surprisingly realistic clear and flexible dildo with a strong suction base for upping the ante on your hands-on, hands-free, and harness sessions.
15. A set of Ohnuts to help alleviate pain and keep both partners comfy during penetrative sex! They are small, squishy, and stretchy, and they stack to create a buffer during sex that'll keep everyone cozy.
16. A curved vibe designed to fit in the palm of your hand and curve to your body for an *ahhhmazing* time!

17. A Nova vibe boasting up to 120 minutes of play, up to ten different modes, and dual-stimulating power to push you over the edge.

18. A four-piece anal plug set so you can find your ideal fit, or work your way up to it.

19. A small rechargeable bullet vibe with 10 vibration modes, so you can choose to ~vibe~ pretty much anywhere, even when your other toys aren't accessible!

20. A Dame Fin finger vibe so you (or your partner) can put a finger where it really counts.
21. An adorable (and waterproof 💦) chili pepper vibe who will be there for you when it's time to heat things up.

22. An oral sex simulator that boasts10 tongues, three speeds, and a reverse function. This just might be better than the real thing!

23. A double glass anal plug ideal for anyone who loves the booty 🍑 and wants to up the ante with anal play.

24. A waterproof dual vibrator so you can get a little ~in and out~ action from the bed, the tub, and anywhere the mood strikes.

25. A versatile two-in-one stroker designed to work with or without bottom growth (it will suction onto anatomy at least 1/2″ in diameter), so you can use it to pack, stroke, or play in a whole new way.
26. A set of powerful nipple and clit suckers to help get you (or a partner) off if you're hands and mouth are busy.

27. The Firefighter, a unique vibrator that mimics a tongue and provides an intense massage to any and all parts of your body (externally).

Promising review: "The Firefighter is probably the best vibrator I've ever used. I look forward to my date with the Firefighter daily! The shape is perfect to stimulate all parts of the vulva; the mound, the tip — it just all works for multiple types of stimulation. Easy to clean, easy to use, and the battery life is great." –A
Get it from Smile Makers for $60.
28. The BuzzFeed Airvibe, a dual stimulation toy with a whopping 10 suction intensities, five vibration speeds, and an adorable clamshell carrier. The only downside here is that you didn't get it sooner!
Promising review: "This is my go-to for sure! It alwaysss gives me the best O’s and even has made me squirt by myself (which never happened before). I’m pretty sure I performed some type of exorcism on myself one of the first times I used it, it’s that good. If I could give it 12 stars I would. I tell all my friends to buy it too. Love it!" –Julia
Get it from Bellesa Boutique for $99.
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