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    Updated on Apr 16, 2019. Posted on Apr 11, 2019

    Just 22 Non-Phallic Sex Toys Anyone Will Thirst After

    If you're looking for the D, you won't find it here — but you will find lots of alternate routes to O-town!

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. A 10-speed waterproof vibe with super-smooth silicone out to prove that powerful orgasms ~cum~ in small packages!

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    And it's made with body-safe silicone!

    Promising review: "Really good quality vibrator. Quick shipping and excellent packaging. The vibrator is very good-looking and well-made. I like that the vibrator is made of silky-smooth silicone, very soft to the touch and comes with a discreet travel case. Definitely worth the money. Highly recommend!"—Lia

    Get it from Amazon for $39.99 (available in three colors).

    2. A Lelo Sona vibrator that'll stimulate the entire clit (instead of just the tip) without even touching it, so you can get that mind-blowing, full-body big O every time!

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    The Sona stimulates the entire clitoris without even touching it, so that multiple orgasms are in your future without getting overstimulated!

    Promising review: "Wow! All I can say is wow! It’s like your entire body is orgasming. It's very intense and lasting. It's easy to clean, super quiet, and easy to charge, and I can’t wait to try it in the shower. It's the best money I’ve spent in quite some time. I’ve already talked a friend into purchasing it, and she agrees." —LoveMyToys

    Read our full review of the Sona.

    Get it from Lelo for $69 (three colors).

    3. A tantalizing tongue sex toy made with velvety-soft silicone and ten speeds, so you can take your sweet time going from "oh" to "OMG" as often as you want.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Love the feeling of this little purple gem! The material is soft and flexible. The charging port and buttons are covered which allows it to be used in the tub or shower. The different vibration speeds provide a lot of options! It comes with a nice little carrying case that is perfect for stashing in the corner of a suitcase for a little extra vacation fun solo or with a partner." —KW

    Get it from Amazon for $23.99.

    4. And a clit-sucking sex toy that just may be the toe-curling (and affordable) sex toy you've been searching for.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This is, by far, the best clitoral stimulator I have ever had the chance to try. Ladies, I would recommend this for any of you who prefer clitoral stimulation. It has plenty of settings, but even the first setting is enough for me to have an orgasm almost immediately. It's completely waterproof and very easy to clean!" —C.G.

    Check out our post on this clit-sucking sex toy here!

    Get it from Amazon for $49.93.

    5. A dual vibe set you can use to stimulate all your favorite spots at the same time, or use with a partner — this babe is as discreet as a bullet vibe but a little bit bigger, and softer!

    Adam & Eve

    This dual vibe kit comes with two vibrators that can be paired for remote control use, and each vibrator has 10 settings.

    Promising review: "I love it. I use it almost daily. Will be ordering again soon!" —Sexygirl69

    Get it from Adam & Eve for $59.95.

    6. A osculating toothbrush vibrator truly unlike any other vibe. This babe is capable of moving side to side as opposed to up and down, so if you've been searching for just the right kind of friction for your sex life, look no further.

    Etsy

    Promising review: "FABULOUS!!! Who says you can’t buy happiness? Get one of these and you’ll be smiling every day! Pretty packaging too." —Bev Shalts

    Get it from Viberry on Etsy for $47.

    7. A set of kegel balls to work out your pelvic floor and get you in the mood in no time — reviewers swear by them for more powerful orgasms (sometimes after just one use!). They can also be used with or without the included pouch.

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    Promising review: "More orgasms, love it!! My first time trying Kegel balls. I tried it yesterday. I put them in before my mall trip, and when my boyfriend and I went to bed, it felt amazing! I felt tighter, more sensitive, and wetter. I’m so surprised because I only used it one time for an hour. And I got results." —Kiana Muntagin

    Get them from Amazon for $16.99.

    8. A magical unicorn horn dildo that's a little phallic in shape, not gonna lie; but it's a sparkly alternative to realistic dildos, made with high-quality silicone, comes with a suction cup, and has a swirly texture that'll push you over the edge and beyond!

    Etsy

    That's an A+ dildo in my book.

    Promising review: "It's fucking magical. You want this." —Ioan AshTree

    Get it from Geeky Sex Toys on Etsy for $60 (available in three colors).

    9. A Wartenberg pinwheel for anyone who wants to tease and satisfy their every sensory need during a solo sesh or with a partner.

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    Promising review: "The Grafco brand Wartenberg Pinwheel provides a pins and needles sensation when rolled across the skin, and has been great for sensory play. The pinwheel I received had no bent or blunt pins; all were straight and delightfully sharp. I haven't experienced any squeaking of the wheel while using it; the wheel rolls smoothly, if slightly wobbly at times. It has a decent weight to it, and works well without applying any additional pressure. Using it is a fun time, especially in conjunction with some restraints and a blindfold. I'm very happy with my purchase." —Jeremy L

    Get it from Amazon for $5.65.

    10. A soft and sleek wireless bullet vibe so you can always have an orgasm-inducing friend on hand without breaking the bank!

    Plus One

    Promising review: "I love this little bullet. Not only is it small and discrete, it's small enough to take on the go. It has a powerful pulse, it's easy to use and a charger comes with it. It holds a long charge so you can use it for long periods of time. I recommend this to all my ladies that love a great time in small packages!" —Jodiem329

    Get it from Walmart for $9.98.

    11. A biodegradable vibrator as powerful as it is pretty, so you can be well on your way to O-town without harming the earth.

    Free People

    Promising review: "First of all I'm super excited that this is biodegradable! Love that. This is a sleek design. Very pretty, it's got a nice robins egg speckle coloring to it. This doesn't feel cheap. Super speeds as well. Def would recommend." —MadiLux

    Get it from Free People for $15 (available in two colors).

    12. A stroking sex toy perfect for anyone who is transitioning and on testosterone, so you and your bottom growth can cum like never before!

    Rodeoh

    Get it from Rodeoh for $26.

    13. A cute, jaw-breaker themed silicone ball gag to ensure you can keep things kinky and do it in style.

    Etsy

    Promising review: "Beauteous, robust, expertly crafted kink gear <3." — Salem Moon

    Get it from Geeky Sex Toys on Etsy for $50.

    14. We-vibe couple's remote-control vibrator with multiple speeds and patterns so you'll both be *cumming* back for more!

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    Promising review: "My boyfriend and I love this! Small, quiet, but the vibration is insane. We have found several ways to use this together. Very little noise when using too. My new favorite toy. Def worth the money!!" —Anonymous

    Get it from Adam & Eve for $139 or from Love Honey for $139.

    15. A small but mighty Broad City lipstick vibrator you can keep in your purse for discreet fun.

    Love Honey

    Promising review: "I love this little vibrator. It's cute and really quite powerful for something you can just keep easily in your makeup bag. It's not too loud either, which helps even more with keeping discreet. I'm a fan of Broad City as well, so this makes this toy even better, as well as its general lovely design and even the packaging it comes in (with a battery included!)." —fuckleberryfinn

    Get it from Love Honey for $4 or from Amazon for $16.03.

    16. A pretty glass butt-plug for anyone just beginning to explore the backdoor (sorry). Okay but seriously, cute butt plugs are *hard to cum* by and this one is truly a gem!

    Etsy

    Get it from Her Little Treasure Box on Etsy for $31.41.

    17. A chicken emoji themed sex toy featuring eight vibration settings and eight suction settings to stimulate and pulsate your way to climax. I'm betting you've never seen a sex toy like this before!

    Emojibator

    Get it from Emojibator for $89.

    18. A tulip-shaped vibe that'll hit your every spot and have your orgasm in ~full bloom~ in no time.

    Amazon

    This toy is waterproof and made with body-safe-silicone.

    Promising review: "The Tulip comes in quite luxurious packaging with its charger and nice storage bag. The toy is rigid, but the tip is a bit softer which makes it nice and comfortable to use. I have found this to be the best clitoral vibrator that I have ever used. The vibrations are very powerful, deep, and rumbly; and the shape is just amazing. It covers my whole clitoral area, which provides wonderful stimulation, a great build up and powerful orgasms. I HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THIS PRODUCT! ;)" —AmazonUser23

    Get it from Amazon for $44.99.

    19. A Sailor Moon themed dildo that's bendy, flexible, and will give you all the princess power you could ask for (externally and internally) in the prettiest way possible — no fallacy here!

    Etsy

    This babe is made with body-safe silicone and has a hard acrylic core, so it is solid yet squishy with a flexible tip!

    Promising review: "Just what a princess needs — love it." —Daenerys Dragonborn

    Get it from Geeky Sex Toys on Etsy for $110.

    20. Maude's minimalist vibrator – it's here to bridge the orgasm gap one life-changing climax at a time. This babe is the perfect size for first-time sex toy users, and designed to give your clit or G-spot all the attention it could ever want.

    Maude

    This vibe is perfect for beginners or vibe experts who are looking to try something new. And shipping is free!

    Promising review: "Life changing, oh my god. I've been wanting to try out a vibrator for some time now, but like many other reviewers, I didn't like the design of others, and sometimes they can be rather costly. I found Maude through an Instagram account and everything about their website caught my eye. Shipping was SUPER quick, like, next day quick. This vibe is the perfect size, and the design is sleek and minimal, I love leaving it out on my desk! I've been able to reach orgasm on all three levels, and have orgasmed like I never have before. Simply amazing. Buy it — you won't regret it!" —Cara N.

    Get it from Maude for $45.

    21. A classic waterproof wand vibrator that's small, wireless, and powerful; so you can give yourself or your partner the big O minus the giant wands and cords of the past!

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    Promising review: "This was an early Valentine's gift from my boyfriend. Holy moly this thing blew my mind! It's not too big and not too small. The intermittent vibrating is definitely the key. Don't think I have had the big O like that in a long time!" —Maddiemae

    Get it from Amazon for $39.95 (available in eight colors).

    22. Unbound's bean vibe featuring as many settings as orgasms that are in store. It's super-soft and will give you tons of good external stimulation ~vibes~.

    Unbound

    Promising review: "I wanted to purchase an item from Unbound because I love their queer feminist values, and the Bean is absolute perfection! It's super easy to use and clean, pretty quiet, and the different settings keep it fun and interesting. Would 100% recommend the Bean and Unbound to any and everyone!" —N.

    Get it from Unbound for $36 (available in two colors).

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