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    27 Sex Toys That'll Definitely Land You On The Naughty List

    The greatest gifts of all.

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    1. A six-inch pastel dildo with a variety of base options so they can suction cup their way to heaven, or you can gift yourself the cutest vibrator ever.

    GODEMICHE / Etsy

    Get it from GODEMICHE on Etsy for $34.73+ (two sizes, choose from standard, suction cup, or vibrating base).

    2. A waterproof Satisfyer Pro 2 featuring clit-sucking action that'll have the receiver of this amazing device praising the penguin and getting rid of all other sex toys.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "So I decided to get this because I really wanted the Womanizer after seeing it on BuzzFeed, but after seeing the price tag I decided to look for other options. When I came across this toy I thought it would be worth a shot. Let me tell you, I am a squirter but only after two or three orgasms with a powerful vibrator. I tried this on level five, and in under five minutes I squirted! This was so worth the purchase. I recommend it to everyone!" —Joyous Howze

    Get it from Amazon for $34.95.

    3. And a body-safe silicone vibe for anyone in need of G-spot and clit stimulation at the same damn time.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "This G spot tongue vibrator is AWESOME! It is very well made, and has incredibly strong vibration. It has 10 different vibration patterns, and the LED light in the handle even changes colors when you change patterns. Also, the charging port is ingeniously covered by the silicone material — making it truly waterproof (the port is just below the power/pattern change buttons)! I highly recommend this vibrator for girls and guys — anyone who wants to have toe curling O's!" —Anna

    Get it from Amazon for $26.99 (two colors).

    4. A rechargeable cordless wand vibe with eight intense speeds, so the big O can come to town without having to spend your whole bank account on a Hitachi Magic Wand.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Does the job in a timely fashion! Compact and battery has a long life without charging. Great alternative to Hitachi Magic Wand. Great value for price." —Brian Sullivan

    Get it from Amazon for $30+ (three colors).

    5. A clone-a-willy molding kit that just may be the greatest gift you can give to your favorite penis, because then you'll have two of them.

    Love Honey

    Promising review: "This is the second kit we have bought after the first clone got so much use! Perfect clone both times. Every vein and pore molded to perfection. Surprisingly flexible and you don’t have to use the built-in vibrator if you want it to be even more bendy! It feels like the original, especially if you warm it up a little first." —MinkySqueltcher

    Get it from Love Honey for $44.99.

    6. A uniquely shaped Pixie vibe as cute as it is powerful, because every clit deserves mind-blowing fun.

    Amazon, amazon.com

    Promising review: "So I got this for my girlfriend. It completely blew her mind, this vibrator works wonders for her. Amazing product; I recommend it — she will love you forever." —david scheuer

    Get it from Amazon for $39.99 (three colors).

    7. A remote-controlled double stimulating vibe for anyone who needs a gift for that one picky best friend who has everything already. You're welcome!

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This toy definitely lives up to the hype of all the other reviews. It’s so fun and easy to use. It came in the cutest little box that was very discreet, and nice to keep it in. The materiel not only makes it comfortable against the skin, but it also makes it extremely easy to clean. The head of the suction part is detachable as well, so you can clean it all thoroughly. The shape and length were my favorite part because of how realistic it felt, making the experience all the better. Once adding in the vibrations and suction (works best with a little lube!), it won’t be long before you’re starting round two." —Angel

    Get it from Amazon for $20.99+ (three sizes).

    8. Lelo kegel balls to help tone the pelvic floor — trust me, it's a lot sexier than it sounds. Reviewers swear by it for increasing the strength of orgasms!

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I thought buying these would be fun and interesting, but it's gone waaaaay beyond that now. After just a few days, I noticed a difference in feeling and sensation. I've been wearing them for about a month now, and it feels like all these long-dormant nerves have come alive for the very first time. I'm much more sensitive, and sensations are more pleasurable. I started doing 'homework,' where I would orgasm with them in every night after wearing them for a few hours. This was AWESOME. Each day it was stronger, lasted longer, and felt different. I have aftershocks that last for an hour. The whole vagina is much stronger too, and can bear down/grasp like I never knew a vagina could. Like, snap things off strong (things: beware!). These are also teaching my body to squirt regularly during orgasm and I have only done that three times in my whole life, though I've tried to make it happen for years and years. It's happened once so far since I first got them, and I can tell it will become more frequent (which is something I was hoping to achieve with this purchase)." —kathryn way

    Get them from Amazon for $48.99 (three sizes).

    9. A minimalist vibe by Maude so you can give your partner something incredible to indulge in on their next rainy day in.

    Maude

    This minimalist, waterproof vibe is sleek, quiet, and wireless (runs 2.5 hours after charging with USB). It is perfect for beginners or vibe experts who are looking to try something new. And shipping is free!

    Promising review: "Life changing, oh my god. I've been wanting to try out a vibrator for some time now, but like many other reviewers, I didn't like the design of others, and sometimes they can be rather costly. I found Maude through an Instagram account and everything about their website caught my eye. Shipping was SUPER quick, like, next day quick. This vibe is the perfect size, and the design is sleek and minimal, I love leaving it out on my desk! I've been able to reach orgasm on all three levels, and have orgasmed like I never have before. Simply amazing. Buy it — you won't regret it!" —Cara N.

    Get it from Maude for $45.

    10. A budget-friendly masturbator stroker that would theoretically make a good stocking stuffer, if you're into stockings full of sex toys.

    Love Honey

    Get it from Love Honey for $12.99.

    11. A bullet vibrator featuring seven vibration patterns and a wireless remote, perfect for travel-friendly discreet fun.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "Excellent product. Love the USB rechargeable capability. Great for taking on date night with the wife for some discreet fun. Comes with a carrying bag as well to prevented unwanted sightings while in the wife's purse or wherever!" —Mason M.

    Get it from Amazon for $39.96.

    12. An investment-worthy Lelo Mona vibe to help achieve that one true orgasm, over and over again. This babe has six different vibration modes, and it is made from body-safe silicone and BPA-free plastic.

    Amazon

    The Mona 2 will last four hours on a single charge and is fully waterproof.

    Promising review: "Best toy I've ever owned. All this time I thought I was having true orgasms with my lover...wrong!" —Kim H

    Get it from Amazon for $118.29 (three colors).

    13. An incredibly powerful, waterproof Cobra vibrator for anyone with a penis and a desire for their eyes to roll back in their head.

    Love Honey

    Promising review: "Incredibly powerful orgasms. Excellent feeling while building up. Be patient; it takes a while, but that makes it so much better. Easy to clean. Waterproof. Lots of variety in vibration patterns." —Mainelylivin00

    Get it from Love Honey for $97.49.

    14. A waterproof bunny vibe with a velvety touch your partner will adore. Multiple orgasms are in their future.

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "The size is perfect. Velvety touch, durable, and versatile, this little rabbit is my new best friend. Waterproof feature makes for fun anywhere you want! Vibrator charges with a USB cable. AMAZING clit stimulation. I was able to achieve multiple orgasms in less than a minute — not normal for me. There are low, medium, and strong vibration settings; along with many many vibration pattern options. Needless to say, I’m in love." —GingerMamma

    Get it from Amazon for $28.99 (available in two colors).

    15. A bondage kit ready to make all your kinky desires come true this year. The cuffs were made by a genius, meaning they have velcro closures for comfort.

    Adam & Eve

    Set includes: adjustable restraint webbing with straps, wrist and ankle cuffs with velcro closures, blindfold with two comfy elastic straps, black storage box; fits on queen and king sized beds

    Promising review: "It works great for our bed. The cuffs are soft and easy to use. You can also move the straps over head if you prefer!" —Herk

    Get it from Adam & Eve for $59.99.

    16. A durable strap-on so you can get it on without worrying about your equipment slipping off in the middle of things.

    Babeland

    Promising review: "I love this harness! I would agree with another review that states this is the best underwear style harness out there. I love that it has two holes to give you more of an option on where to wear the dildo. The fit is secure, comfortable, and I also love that it has multiple options on where to place a bullet vibe for added clit stimulation for the harness-wearer. It's super easy to slip on, and can hold a whole range of my dildos that are all different sizes. It's also a really good harness specifically for pack and play use because it has the flap on the front where you can tuck the dildo. I find that this works the best with NYTC Shilo!" —Anonymous

    Get it from Babeland for $119.95.

    17. And a strap-on knee sleeve here to change the game and open up a whole new world of possibilities.

    Babeland

    Promising review: "I love using this harness when I want to strap on with my partner in sex positions that are some times a little exhausting or difficult with a standard hip harness. The amount of creative positions we can use are endless AND it's so, so comfortable to wear. It's machine-washable so you don't have to worry about it getting dirty and being hard to clean. You can also use it in the water, because it isn't leather, making this a top-notch, comfortable and versatile harness." —Anonymous

    Get it from Babeland for $32.

    18. A Leo dildo designed to slip into that strap-on and give you — or your partner — the ride of your life.

    Babeland

    Promising review: "The Leo is ahhhhmazing, it's is just the right size! Fits inside both harnesses that I already own (Jaguar and Tomboii) without me having to struggle to get it in the O-ring. Easy to clean just like all of the other silicone products that Babeland carries." —Anonymous

    Get it from Babeland for $70.

    19. An emojibator vibe inspired by the naughtiest emoji there is. This my friends is travel-sized and budget friendly, so you can go wild!

    Emojibator

    Get it from Emojibator for $29.

    20. A flexible G-spot rabbit vibe made of medical-grade silicone with seven wondrous speeds. It would be easier to tell you what this vibe can't do, because by the looks of it, it'll do it all.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "DAMN. Besides the ideas on the Amazon photos, there are lots of other configurations you can use it for, regardless of gender and number of participants. Without getting graphic: ladies, try it sideways. Can't wait to come up with more ways to use it." —Jenn

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

    21. A stretchy and powerful cock ring that'll make the perfect gift to your partner (that's also for you).

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "This was a Christmas present for my boyfriend and oh boy do we both LOVE it! This has multiple vibration settings, the ring is very stretchy and comfortable for him, and works fine with a condom. This is a very fun toy to bring into the bedroom, and also small enough to put in your purse ;). Plus, who doesn't love the cute shape? I would highly recommend this product!" —Danielle Sosa

    Get it from Amazon for $25.96.

    22. A prostate stimulating vibe designed to hit the perfect spot and keep them coming back for more.

    Babeland

    Promising review: "The first time I played with this, it was just whatever. But I wasn't about to give up. The second time, however... WOW! He just slid in and hit the perfect spot, and I was ecstatic. I had never found my prostate before in my life, and now that I know what it's like, I'm absolutely in love with my Naughty Boy. He's a great toy for booty beginners." —Anonymous

    Get it from Babeland for $57.59.

    23. A gorgeous, hand-blown glass octopus dildo for anyone wishing for an extra pair of hands (or tentacles) for Xmas.

    Lunar Dream Co / Etsy

    Get it from Lunar Dream Co on Etsy for $76.89.

    24. A BJ toy that'll help deliver the best blow job ever to trans folks with bottom growth.

    Rodeoh

    Get it from Rodeoh for $79.99 (five colors).

    25. An anal prober featuring graduating jelly beads so you can give the gift of butt stuff, for beginners!

    Love Honey

    Get it from Love Honey for $12.99.

    26. A 12-inch sidon dildo to ensure it's going to be a very X-rated Xmas Eve once all the guests leave.

    The Crafty Hedonist / Etsy

    Get it from The Crafty Hedonist on Etsy for $90 (13 colors).

    27. And a rechargeable strapless strap-on with two powerful motors that'll get you both off at the same time, or provide hours of solo play.

    Love Honey

    Promising review: "This is one hella strong strapless. This is at least as strong as my palm power! I usually take a while to climax with vibes, but this is so strong! It really is very satisfying with two powerful motors. One in the 'bulb' and the other in the 'business' end. I have used both ends of this toy solo. Both are fantastic! I have used this in women and had them screaming the house down in my kinky endeavors! And it stays in place. Yes really! It is not painful and too bulbous to 'install,' it slides in relatively easily and stays put. A very amazing toy." —Just One More Lezbian

    Get it from Love Honey for $99.

    When you get someone the sex toy they've always wanted and not another pair of socks:

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