“The gentleman with the little round beard sat down beside me and continued: ‘Yes, when Russians come together they discuss nothing but abstract subjects and women.’”
— Anton Chekhov, “Ariadne”
“‘There never was another man with such a face as yours, unless it was your father, and I suppose he is singeing his grizzled red beard by this time, unless you came straight from the old ‘un without any father at all betwixt you; which I shouldn’t wonder at, a bit.’”
— Charles Dickens, Oliver Twist
8. Shel Silverstein
My beard grows to my toes,
I never wears no clothes,
I wraps my hair
Around my bare,
And down the road I goes.
— Shel Silverstein, Where the Sidewalk Ends
”At this rate, we shall all be obliged to let our beards grow at least, if only to hide the nakedness of the land and make a sylvan appearance.”
— Henry David Thoreau, The Maine Woods
“If any man wants to raise a beard let him. Why don’t you raise a beard, Signor Maggiore?”
— Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms
“Where are we going, Walt Whitman? The doors close in
an hour. Which way does your beard point tonight?”
— Allen Ginsberg, “A Supermarket in California”
“‘Speak, thou vast and venerable head,’ muttered Ahab, ‘which, though ungarnished with a beard, yet here and there lookest hoary with mosses; speak, mighty head, and tell us the secret thing that is in thee.’”
— Herman Melville, Moby-Dick
“Wringing his hands and screaming, he rushed up to the grey-headed old man with the grey beard, who was shaking his head in disapproval.”
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Crime and Punishment
“Washes and razors for foofoos — for me freckles and a bristling beard.”
— Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass
“A little muzhik was working on the railroad, mumbling in his beard.”
— Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina
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