Red cupsWhen certain red cups forget Santa or, you know, JesusWhen they also forget about other ~religious~ symbolsSuch as snow flakesOr mittensOr even that cute reindeerDon't forget the snow manOr the holy nutcracker.You are offended by gradient designAnd by a variation of red coloursBy minimalismOr ombré (it's the devil's favourite)By coffeeOr sugarMaybe cream?Especially whipped creamHeck, you are even offended by the green mermaid on the cupOr when the barista spells your Christian name wrong because they obviously hate ChristianityYou're offended by inclusionMaybe even diversityYou are so offended that you prank Starbucks by buying more coffee
How Offended By The Starbucks Cups Are You Actually?
Congratulations! You are a sane, calm, and generally positive person. You are not offended by the design of a cup! Maybe you want more snow flakes, but thats ok. Now go get that ombré red cup to celebrate.
You are pretty offended by Starbucks new holiday cup design. Maybe you need to chill out a bit, go get some coffee, and relax. Maybe get some markers and draw on the holy reindeer if you like. Try not to be so offended at the lack of printed mittens on a cup next time. Enjoy the Holidays!
Whoa! You are VERY offended by the Starbucks cups! Chill.