You were definitely the smartest kid on the block.You always felt misunderstood by the other kids.Especially the adults, who never got you.You always preached the truth.And really really loved cookies.But why should you have shared them with the other dumb kids?They were all YOUR cookies. "MINE MINE MINE"You were obviously the best at everything.And knew everything about anything.You were the classiest.You just NEEDED that new Cynthia doll."GIVE ME THE DOLL NOWWWWW!"You could get just about anything you wanted if you tried a little.Your mommy and daddy were the bestest ever.Unless they did not buy you that Cynthia, then you knew no limits.You were the most mature kid ever!You stomped on that patriarchy even as a kid.The only person worth your time was YOU.You had standards that needed to be met.Because you were obviously the queen of the entire world.Actually, the entire universe.You slayed all the other with your just your looks.You were the one and only, the saviour of your generation.
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