Put A Kitten On Your Dashboard
... Or Put a Full-Grown Cat on Your Hood
Get on Some (Surprisingly Stealth) Russian Cops' Bad Sides
Use Gasoline for a Carwash
Park Below The World's Clumsiest Cat
Hang Out With This Guy
Not Watch The Road During The Zombie Apocalypse
Attempting To Wipe Away Snow Immediately After Getting Dumped
Owe This Guy Money
And Finally... To Avoid Destroying Your Windshield, Don't Be In The Way When Vin Diesel Makes an Epic Landing
If you can steer clear of these situations, you'll avoid a windshield disaster. However, feel free to let this bird hang out on your windshield wipers. He ain't hurtin' anyone. He just wants to watch you drive.
If you can’t avoid these situations, don’t panic…
See? No harm, no foul. And as a bonus, you get a totally fun little road trip buddy. Not like those windshield-destroying cats.