Look, there's a lot to get through here. Let's just dive straight in.
Scroll with me down memory lane as we cast an eye over the last decade in Australian media.
2010
1. "Who is that handsome...?"
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The decade got off to a strong start with this iconic moment from SBS newsreader Lee Lin Chin, on Jan. 23, 2010.
2. "A meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!"
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Honestly, I can't verify when this video (which was filmed well before 2010) first went viral — but there's a strong chance it was this decade. Also, I just wanted you to see it.
Its provenance is mysterious: some say it is Hungarian chess champion and repeat "dine and dash" offender Paul Charles Dozsa, but others argue it was not him at all.
3. Julian Assange's WikiLeaks published classified documents about the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
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The Australian founder of WikiLeaks published thousands of classified documents leaked by Chelsea Manning in 2010, as well as the video Collateral Murder, which showed the US shooting deaths of two Reuters journalists in Baghdad.
4. The barking dog man.
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This man came onto our screens, and into our hearts, in April 2010.
5. Pendulum's ABC News theme remix.
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The drop at 0:37 *sweats*. This banger was #11 in 2010's Hottest 100.
6. Latika Bourke's hat.
Here's a fun bit of trivia: if you see a Twitter user with a fedora photoshopped onto their avatar, it could well be a symbol of solidarity with Bourke.
@themetresgained Nope. When Rudd had a go at Latika for wearing a Fedora, some of us photoshopped fedoras on our avatars. Never took it off
7. "Thanks fuckwit!"
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8. The 2010 leaks against Julia Gillard.
9. The wrong Australia's Next Top Model was announced.
10. A man threw a shoe at John Howard on Q&A.
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There was a time when leaders everywhere were getting shoes thrown at them. In 2008, it was George W. Bush. Chinese premier Wen Jiabao copped a shoe in February 2009, and Tony Blair was targeted twice that same year. On Oct. 25, 2010 it was John Howard's turn. As the former prime minister appeared live on the ABC's Q&A and defended Australia's participation in the Iraq War, activist Peter Gray hurled two shoes at him. "That's for the Iraqi dead," he shouted.
Gray died of bowel cancer at 30 in 2011. With Howard's endorsement, Gray's shoes were later sold at auction and raised $3,650 for the International Committee for the Red Cross.
2011
11. Tony Abbott lost the power of speech after saying "shit happens" when a soldier died.
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Early in 2011, video emerged of then opposition leader Tony Abbott saying "shit happens" over the death of an Australian soldier in Afghanistan. When Seven reporter Mark Riley confronted Abbott over the comment, he had... nothing.
12. This newsreader told her colleague he had a small penis.
@HannahD15 Channel Ten newsreader's small penis sledge to sports host off the back of a story about the Ashes https://t.co/83e3lbRj9s
"And Belinda, I just can't understand how something so small can be so impressive."
"Well Mark, you would know about that. Thank you very much, weather's next with Jane Riley."
🔥🚨🚒🤯
13. The 7.30 Report became 7.30.
14. Today Tonight and A Current Affair fought for exclusive interviews with teenagers.
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Ahhh, remember the A Current Affair vs. Today Tonight wars? This petty episode started with a 16-year-old bullying victim, Casey Heynes, who fought back against the younger Ritchard Gale in a viral video. A Current Affair scored an interview with Heynes. Then Today Tonight got an interview with Gale, and broadcast a bit of ACA's Heynes interview without watermarks. In an extremely silly bit of revenge, A Current Affair proceeded to broadcast the entire interview with Gale on their show seven minutes later without credit, blurring out the Today Tonight watermark and replacing it with Nine's logo. Nine ended up paying $140,000 to settle a legal case brought by Seven.
15. Karl Stefanovic told the Dalai Lama a joke.
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16. "Dickhead."
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"Good morning sir, how are you?"
"Dickhead."
17. Amy Parks at AAMI Park.
Iconic.
18. The Andrew Bolt 18C episode.
19. The national broadcaster depicted the prime minister having sex.
2012
20. "Just waiting for a mate."
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This broadcast just a few short months after the nek minute video — on Seven's Highway Patrol.
Aren't we all, in some small way, "waiting for a mate"?
21. Chris Uhlmann's maybe-drunk tweets.
22. Julian Assange entered the Ecuadorian embassy.
- Mr Assange you’re under arrest - what’s the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal. This is democracy manifest. GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!
Is it a crime to eat a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!
23. Gina Rinehart tried to take over Fairfax.
24. Simon Sheikh fainted on Q&A and Sophie Mirabella's reaction got a lot of attention.
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25. 🎶 Whyalla Wipeout 🎶
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Someone pass me a Xanax.
.@DobroBloke My poor musical timing in Whyalla Wipeout was carefully calibrated to maximise impact. That's my story & I'm sticking to it.
26. "Women are destroying the joint."
27. Drawing dicks on the Herald Sun.
28. The chaff bag / "died of shame" incidents.
29. The misogyny speech.
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"I will not be lectured about sexism and misogyny by this man. I will not. And the government will not be lectured about sexism and misogyny by this man. Not now, not ever."
Remember how the press gallery thought this speech was bad, and not a historical moment in Australian political history? Michelle Grattan said it "sounded more desperate than convincing". Peter Hartcher accused Gillard of not defending respect for women. That negative reaction was because of the context — Gillard was defending the house speaker Peter Slipper despite accusations he'd made degrading comments about women — but that's largely forgotten now. What we remember is the unusual and passionate speech, made without notes by a woman who was angry but dignified, and who had women the world over cheering.
30. A column ostensibly about the Melbourne Cup compared women to horses. Favourably.
31. After years of coverage by the Newcastle Herald, Julia Gillard announced a royal commission into child sexual abuse.
32. A nurse killed herself after a radio prank.
33. blocked plonker
@BuzzFeedAndrew blocked plonker
I did not remember that this iconic tweet from Academy Award winning actor Russell Crowe was directed at a BUZZFEED REPORTER. The more you know.
Let's just take a moment to remember when Russell Crowe used to tweet his workouts.
1 km walk, 10.5 km stat bike, 3x Shoulder routine,10 reps x 11 ex,lats,bench,4 x 1m prone hold, 5 km bike ride
Please don't block me Rusty.
2013
34. Fairfax newspapers went tabloid.
35. This big black chicken.
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Just watch the video.
36. Karl ate a hot pie.
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Skip to four minutes in. Look, in the scheme of things, this isn't a super historical moment but it is fun and perfectly encapsulates Karl Stefanovic's loveable/boyish persona, before he fell out of favour in 2018 (and was then resurrected).
37. Eddie McGuire likened Adam Goodes to King Kong.
38. Miranda Devine went undercover to Lakemba Mosque.
39. KICK THIS MOB OUT
40. Chris Kenny sued over being called a dog-fucker.
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News Limited and Sky News journalist Chris Kenny was not happy when the Chaser depicted him having sex with a dog on The Hamster Decides. The joke was that Kenny was an ABC critic and had said its funding should be reduced. Andrew Hansen said: "They’ve just got to cut ABC funding. This is a network that broadcasts images of Chris Kenny strangling a dog while having sex with it." Then they showed an image of Kenny's head photoshopped onto a body of a man with his pants down in an awkward position with a labradoodle and a sign that said "Chris 'Dog Fucker' Kenny".
Kenny was so displeased with the skit and the ABC's failure to apologise that he sued for defamation, arguing that among other things the skit suggested he had sex with dogs. The ABC ended up settling, offering Kenny an apology and compensation.
"To the extent that I am remembered for this, I’ll be remembered as the journalist called a dog fucker who stood up for his rights," he told the Guardian.
Also, his son wrote a column defending the skit.
2014
41. The end of Today Tonight.
42. Schapelle's release from jail.
43. Rosie Batty's public appearance shortly after her son was murdered by her ex-husband.
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Rosie Batty changed the way Australia thinks about family violence. Her moving statement to journalists (starting at 1:39 in the video above) in the wake of her son Luke's murder was a key part of that. "Family violence happens to everybody, no matter how nice your house is, no matter how intelligent you are," she said. "It happens to anyone and everyone."
44. A freelance writer tweeted her way through Mia Freedman's book...
45. WORLD IS FUKT.
46. The watermark over James Packer's fisticuffs.
EXCLUSIVE: FIRST PICS of James Packer's epic street brawl http://t.co/GOCb6HpCnw
The brawl was epic... the News Corp watermark even more so.
47. Relatedly: WHY I'VE GOT A PACKER UP MY CLACKER.
@HannahD15 The @TheNTNews headline: Why I’ve Got A Packer Up My Clacker
48. The cigar photo.
Joe Hockey and Mathias Cormann pictured smoking cigars ahead of tough budget http://t.co/0sE7mAyhWs #auspol
Beyond parody.
49. Tony Abbott winked.
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All the life just went out of me.
50. Alan Jones and Malcolm Turnbull had a run-in.
ALAN JONES: Thank you for your time. Can I begin by asking you if you could say after me this? "As a senior member of the Abbott government I want to say here I am totally supportive of the Abbott-Hockey strategy for budget repair."
MALCOLM TURNBULL: Alan, I am not going to take dictation from you. I am a cabinet minister. I support unreservedly and wholeheartedly every element in the budget. Every single one.
...
ALAN JONES: You’re sounding very nervous, Malcolm. Why are you nervous?
MALCOLM TURNBULL: I’m not nervous.
ALAN JONES: You’re angry Malcolm.
MALCOLM: Alan…
The interview ran for 25 minutes.
51. Ricky Muir's trainwreck interview.
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Ricky Muir — Australian Motoring Enthusiast Party senator who was famously filmed in a kangaroo poo fight — was interviewed by Mike Willesee and uhhh it didn't go well. Some people have nightmares about being caught with no clothes on. I have nightmares about being Ricky Muir in a television interview.
52. The Daily Mail Australia editor was accused of stealing The Australian's media reporter's iPad and pouring beer on him.
53. Metadata. What's that?
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54. They put Comic Sans on the front page of the Sydney Morning Herald.
@HannahD15 Comic Sans on front page of the SMH. Sept 2014.
55. Mistaken identity on the front page of Fairfax newspapers.
56. Sharri Markson went undercover as a first-year media student.
57. Newsreaders faced off against Lee Lin Chin in an underground carpark.
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I still can't believe this happened.
58. Bill Shorten was spotted with a "mullet".
Mullet Bill Shorten is the hottest new meme of 2014
Looks like Bill Shorten's mullet is unleashing its wrath on Sydney.
Bill Shorten will win the youth vote on a platform of growing a mullet and releasing his band's next album on tape.
59. The Age got Waleed Aly and Nazeem Hussain confused.
Well, we are kinda the same person...
Oops.
2015
60. Triple J banned Taylor Swift from the Hottest 100.
Just saw a girl in a handmade "Say no to #Tay4Hottest100" singlet on Park St. @MarkDiStef this is getting too real.
BuzzFeed's own Mark Di Stefano led the #Tay4Hottest100 campaign to get Shake It Off into the countdown. It took off — in a big way — but then Triple J put its foot down. Taylor Swift was NOT eligible. Think-pieces were born.
(We did a lot of coverage.)
You should actually be voting for @taylorswift13 in the @triplej Hottest 100 http://t.co/Ndfk5tsPMK #Tay4Hottest100
Triple J's announcement was a very hilarious satire of BuzzFeed too.
8 Hilarious But Totally True Reasons You Won’t Hear “Shake It Off” In The #Hottest100 #TkayForHottest100 http://t.co/CIVyF23fRh
We don't just do lists ok!!!!
Dear @triplej your #Tay4Hottest100 website seems to be down. May we offer to re-publish the "reasons" on our helpful website?
61. Gina Rinehart went to court to stop a TV show about her family.
62. Samantha Armytage appeared to congratulate a mixed-race twin for being paler-skinned than her identical sister.
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"Lucy got her dad's fair skin — good on her — along with straight red hair and blue eyes." She later apologised, saying she did not intend the comment as racist.
63. The penis jacket!
Newsreader's 'penis-neck' jacket caused social media to explode http://t.co/w0XRBPaS97
It's actually a lovely jacket. Fairfax later revealed that Natarsha Belling was not the first to wear the jacket, which was a Scanlan Theodore peplum number.
64. The saga of Rebel Wilson's age.
65. Sam Dastyari's appearance in The Killing Season.
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Sarah Ferguson's 2015 series allowed us all to relive the highs and lows of Labor's infighting between 2010 and 2013. But it also gave us then senator Sam Dastyari's enthusiastic re-enactment of his role in the mess. It became A Thing.
66. The whole Zaky Mallah-on-Q&A thing.
67. A Melbourne radio guy suggested Amy Schumer was a "skank" 🤨.
68. DJs like a mad cunt guy...unearthed.
im doing my assignment on this
BuzzFeed's Mark Di Stefano located Matt Adams, who created one of Auspol's most enduring images.
69. Mark Latham was just out there tweeting Mark Latham stuff.
Hey Buzzfed Sherlock, I'm actually the Bucks Night Porno Man, rooting a two-headed donkey while sending out this Tweeter crap.
But weirdly nobody really thought the account, literally called Real Mark Latham, was him... until BuzzFeed confirmed it.
70. Michael Leunig got in trouble for publishing an anti-vaxxer cartoon.
71. "Time doesn't mean anything when you're about to have water lapping at your door."
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Don't you hate it when the boom mic picks up your private joke about climate change swallowing your island neighbours whole? Interesting that ScoMo, the only one to notice the microphone, would be the last PM standing...
72. #IsItOn #LibSpill #ALPSpill
@HannahD15 2010 ALP Leadership Spill 2013 ALP Leadership Spill(s?) 2015 LNP Leadership Spill 2018 LNP Leadership Spills (still 40 days left in the decade for one more spill, too)
It's always safe to assume that it is, in fact, on.
73. "Cunt-struck".
After Four Corners last night, I'm being extra careful typing count.
74. Joe Aston's "pitiful, forlorn" erection.
@HannahD15 Joe Aston’s column which described his erection https://t.co/xaiEIUJMkz
Read the whole thing here, if that's what you're into.
75. Scott Morrison cooked Sri Lankan curry for Annabel Crabb.
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Isn't it cute that his staff calls his samosas "ScoMosas"? A lot of people didn't think so, pointing to Morrison's legacy as immigration minister, when he initiated boat turnbacks and kept asylum seekers (including Sri Lankans) in harsh condition in offshore detention. The Kitchen Cabinet episode ignited a debate in which Crabb was called out for "junk food journalism".
2016
76. "Mad fucking witch".
77. "Don't blush baby."
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Chris Gayle later said he had named his daughter Blush, in a reference to this highly inappropriate interview with Ten's Mel McLaughlin.
78. Stan Grant's Australian dream speech.
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"My grandfather on my mother's side, who married a white woman, who reached out to Australia, lived on the fringes of town until the police came, put a gun to his head, bulldozed his tin humpy, and ran over the graves of the three children he buried there. That's the Australian dream," Indigenous journalist Stan Grant said, in this viral speech on racism.
79. The Safe Schools saga.
@australian P.S. I copped it for one week. LGBTIQ kids cop abuse every day. In over 90,000 words on Safe Schools, the @australian spoke to none of them.
This unhappy chapter in media history started in The Australian in early 2016. The newspaper would go on to publish 90,000 words on the education program focused on LGBTIQ inclusion over the next years. As freelance writer Benjamin Law pointed out, the newspaper never interviewed an LGBT child. The federal government didn't renew its funding, the program's founder Roz Ward was suspended from her job, and most Australian jurisdictions stopped the Safe Schools program.
80. Paul Sheehan's "Louise" story.
81. Niki Savva reported on rumours of an affair between Tony Abbott and his chief of staff Peta Credlin.
82. A 60 Minutes crew was thrown in jail in Lebanon after they helped a mother abduct her children and pistol-whipped a grandma in the process...????
83. The Streisand effect.
.@ellinghausen turns his camera on Immigration Minister Peter Dutton.
IM Dutton's office tres unhappy abt most recent pic of him so have taken it off twitter because I don't have time to argue with them.
Peatling originally tweeted it with the caption "Eek".
84. Duncan Storrar asked a question on Q&A, then ended up on the front page of the Herald Sun.
85. Eddie McGuire joked about drowning The Age's footy journalist Caroline Wilson.
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Talking about the then popular ice bucket challenge, McGuire joked that he'd like to see Wilson (who had questioned whether it was time for him to retire as Collingwood president) put under water and kept there. He initially defended the comments as a joke, then retracted them. Wilson wrote a column calling him a bully.
86. The fake tradie.
Also, why is his saw-stool set up in a lane outside the fencing? And who has a ceramic cup on a building site?
Ohhh you want me to believe that's a REAL tradie, do you, Liberal Party? Do you think I'm some sort of idiot? A buffoon?!??! I know an actor when I see one. (OK, turns out he was a real tradie after all but it was fun hunting for clues that he wasn't.)
87. Bill Leak published an offensive cartoon about Aboriginal dads.
88. Mullet boy became a lawsuit.
89. This spectacular live cross cameo at the Melbourne Cup.
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"It's important. How dare you. Channel Nine, he needs to know, he needs to find the owner!"
90. The Daily Mail thought it was cool to write up Sam Armytage's underpants.
What a shit rag
Reader, it was not cool.
2017
91. "I need Julie to put a jacket on because we're all in white."
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"Julie, you need to put a jacket on!". 2017 began with JacketGate when video of the stoush leaked to Mumbrella. Now that you've watched the video, do the BuzzFeed quiz.
92. "Prime Minister Trumble".
93. A Yahoo journo was convicted of contempt.
94. An A Current Affair reporter was arrested on child porn charges.
95. An ABC newsreader got distracted by a pen.
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Natasha Exelby missed her cue but gave us something much better. She's now a reporter at Ten News.
96. John Clarke died.
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We lost the legendary satirist John Clarke on April 9, 2017. He was best known for his spots with Bryan Dawe on 7.30, and his series The Games.
97. Yassmin Abdel-Magied became the biggest topic in Australia over one Facebook post.
98. "House is always haunt..."
@SpikeEskin house is always haunt, spike. as moving proves
"...as moving proves." (The original headline has sadly been amended.)
99. Mark Colvin died.
100. Laurie Oakes ripped the mask off the Midwinter Ball.
Stand-up Mal https://t.co/cclBarMkiz
Malcolm Turnbull delivered a fairly average Trump impression at the off-the-record Midwinter Ball in June 2017...and Laurie Oakes put it on TV, saying because he didn't attend, he wasn't bound by the obligation. The Midwinter Ball, an annual shindig for politicians and press gallery journalists, is no longer off-the-record.
101. An ABC journo was shot in the neck reporting in the Philippines and survived.
Lucky.
102. Chris Uhlmann's savage piece-to-camera about Trump.
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He went viral.
103. A neo-Nazi was interviewed live on Australia's national broadcaster.
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How should the national broadcaster respond to a deadly white nationalist rally in an American university town? Why, get one of the organisers on the show! Triple J's Tom Tilley had previously hosted far-right leader, Blair Cottrell, on his Hack Live TV special.
104. Lisa Wilkinson quit Today, apparently over a gender pay gap.
I have some news. I'm sad to say that today was my last day on @the today show. The following statement is from Channel Nine...
Yaaaaaaaasssss queen! Wilkinson was offered $1.8 million but she wanted $2.3 million. Today co-host Karl Stefanovic was on $2 million, but Nine's bosses claimed that was because he had other duties at the station.
Thanks so much to everyone for all your lovely messages. I have some more news. This statement is from @channelten. I'm absolutely thrilled.
She then joined Ten's The Project. SLAY.
105. Michaelia Cash's office was revealed as the source of a leak about an AFP raid on a union.
106. "I ain't spending any time on it."
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This was Bob Katter's unique take on the marriage equality debate:
"I mean, you know, people are entitled to their sexual proclivities. Let there be a thousand blossoms bloom, as far as I’m concerned."
*complete and utter mood change*
"But I ain't spending any time on it, because in the mean time, every three months, a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland."
107. The Hottest 100 moved from Australia Day.
#BREAKING triple j won't hold 2018 Hottest 100 on Australia Day ... moved to Jan 27
The #ChangeTheDate movement led to a lot of reflection and consultation at Triple J, which decided to move its iconic countdown. Then there was a culture war!
108. The Geoffrey Rush #MeToo story broke.
109. "Eat shit Lyle."
eat shit lyle
It's just what everyone on Twitter decided to say to Australian Christian Lobby head Lyle Shelton when same-sex marriage became legal on Dec. 7, 2017.
In Australia we don't say "take a hike" we say "eat shit Lyle Shelton" and I think that's beautiful 🙂
It appears to have started with this tweet a few months earlier.
@LyleShelton I've got 53,000. Eat shit Lyle.
2018
110. Bundle of Joyce.
It goes without saying this will cause a stir tomorrow
Former deputy PM Barnaby Joyce had an affair with his former staffer, Vikki Campion. She became pregnant, the Daily Telegraph papped her crossing the road, and put it on the front page.
The couple did a paid interview about the saga and have since had another child.
111. One article about tax cuts started a months-long drama for the national broadcaster.
An attack by ABC reporter Emma Alberici on business tax cuts contained nine errors, @apatrickafr reports. https://t.co/ni60HLjtl3 #ausbiz
Read the analysis from Emma Alberici here.
112. The Fire and Fury author suddenly couldn't hear Ben Fordham when he started asking awkward questions.
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113. SEE YA!
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I miss Lucy Gichuhi.
114. Sunrise's Indigenous kids panel.
115. Cory Bernardi lost his shit over the c-word.
116. Speaking of the c-word... "Vapid cunts".
Refreshing honesty from the Daily Mail this morning https://t.co/izxC2xpveE
That's what the Daily Mail called dating show contestants.
tag yourself, I'm the vapid cunt https://t.co/0JQCRKtTm2
117. The Teacher's Pet debuted in May 2018.
118. Sky News gave David Leyonhjelm a platform to slut-shame Sarah Hanson-Young.
119. The death of Fairfax.
So after 150-plus years this is all we get: “I would like to thank everyone for their contribution to Fairfax” https://t.co/GHjXMRTX2f
Exit Fairfax, enter "Nine newspapers". Still doesn't roll off the tongue.
120. Turnbull basically refused to take questions from News Corp journos at his final press conference.
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121. Osman Faruqi v Mark Latham.
If you've nothing to read over lunch, I highly recommend Justice Wigney's judgment striking out Mark Latham's 76-page defence to Osman Faruqi's defamation action against him. It is absolutely hilarious and a champagne piece of legal writing. https://t.co/zXydHzJGuJ
Former federal opposition leader Mark Latham accused the ABC's Osman Faruqi of encouraging terrorists and fostering anti-white racism in Australia. Faruqi sued him for defamation in a case that ultimately settled — but not before Latham's first defence was dragged to hell by Justice Wigney of the Federal Court.
122. The Sarah Ferguson / Steve Bannon interview.
What’s wrong with this photo? NOTHING #NewYorkerFest #NewYorkerBoycott #stopsilos @abcnews @4corners
What's wrong with this photo? NOTHING!
123. That Serena Williams cartoon.
The Australian Press Council says this Serena Williams cartoon doesn't breach standards of practice after people called it out for being racist.
The Herald Sun published Mark Knight's cartoon in September 2018 and it went viral, globally.
124. Alan Jones was sued over his Grantham flood comments.
125. We all learnt about Scott Morrison's model boat.
126. ABC managing director Michelle Guthrie was fired.
127. The Bachelor chose.........nobody.
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Honestly, I think the fact the man went by the name "Honey Badger" was enough of a clue that he wasn't ready.
128. Ross Cameron (L) was fired from Sky News' Outsiders.
129. The suppression order on the Pell verdict was, dare I say, disrespected.
130. New Idea broke a story that led federal politician Andrew Broad to resign from the ministry.
Nationals MP Andrew Broad shock 'sugar baby' secret: https://t.co/ALVWjUlT80
131. Karl Stefanovic fell from grace (and then returned).
2019
132. "Legged it cos I was shit scared."
An 18-year-old learner driver is in a world of trouble after allegedly trying to run from the scene of an accident this morning. https://t.co/zziGAryiK0 @Ben_Downie #7News
133. Retired High Court judge and stone-cold bitch Ken Hayne refused to shake Josh Frydenberg's hand in front of the media.
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"Can we get a handshake or something between...?"
"Nope."
*awkward laughter*
134. "You're sounding quite racist now".
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Kerri-Anne Kennerley on remote Aboriginal communities: "Children, babies, five-year-olds are being RAPED, their mothers are being raped, their sisters are being raped, they get no education. What have you done?"
Yumi Stynes: "That is not even faintly true, Kerri, and you're sounding quite racist now."
135. Media outlets broadcast the Christchurch shooting video.
Police are aware there is extremely distressing footage relating to the incident in Christchurch circulating online. We would strongly urge that the link not be shared. We are working to have any footage removed.
Sky News Australia played footage of the shooter as he approached the mosque, Ten Daily embedded the footage on its website, news.com.au published stills from his video, and Nine used some of his footage too. None showed the actual shooting.
136. Egg Boy!
Someone has just slapped an egg on the back of Australian Senator Fraser Anning's head, who immediately turned around and punched him in the face. @politicsabc @abcnews
In 2019, we fell in love with Egg Boy, AKA Australian teen Will Connolly, who expertly cracked an egg on the head of far-right senator Fraser Anning in front of news cameras and while filming it himself. People crowdfunded to cover any legal costs he incurred, but he donated the money (nearly $100,000) to the Christchurch victims. And what's more, Connolly was the rare internet hero who never got milkshake ducked.
137. 7AFL posted, then deleted, this iconic picture of AFLW player Tayla Harris.
Here’s a pic of me at work... think about this before your derogatory comments, animals.
Her amazing kick is now celebrated in Melbourne's Federation Square.
138. Al Jazeera went undercover with One Nation.
It led to this ~unique~ press conference.
One Nation’s Steve Dickson and James Ashby respond to NRA video release: @SteveDicksonQLD: I never ever suspected, in my wildest dreams, that this guy was employed by Al Jazeera as an Australian spy to interfere in politics. MORE: https://t.co/T7N5hLanbh #speers
139. Waleed Aly interviewed Jacinda Ardern.
Last week, Waleed travelled to Christchurch and sat down with New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern to find out how she and her country have been coping through its darkest days... #TheProjectTV
140. An extremely accomplished political journalist revealed an extremely childish approach to social media.
141. An Anning supporter threw a punch at a News Corp journo.
142. Leaked footage from a strip club led One Nation candidate Steve Dickson to resign.
143. Chris Kenny quit Twitter.
144. "I noticed I run faster naked."
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145. The AFP raided the ABC and Annika Smethurst's home.
ABC lawyers and AFP officers hover over a computer as they work out what comes within the terms of the warrant. At the end of the table, on the right, are the AFP digital forensics people.
146. Kerry O'Brien's ode to the ABC.
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Get the tissues ready.
147. A former TV executive voluntarily admitted he left a child to be eaten by cannibals so his competitors wouldn't get the story. OK.
148. RIP lion ooshie.
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This is simply what it was.
@HannahD15 A 13 minute segment dedicated to executing a Lion King Ooshie on morning television.
149. WHO Magazine printed a photo of the wrong black model.
150. An Aboriginal woman told Pauline Hanson her native land was England.
Pauline Hanson asked this young Indigenous woman if she knows what the word Indigenous means, here's how she responded.
151. Sunrise's Edwina Bartholomew tweeted that a Channel Nine reporter [redacted].
On 14/9 I made a statement on Twitter about @sebcostello9. While I won’t repeat it, what I said about him was false, hurtful and completely inappropriate . I unreservedly apologise to Seb and his family for the hurt and offence my words caused.
Seb Costello's employer raised the possibility of legal action, while Bartholomew apologised and said she was "half asleep and on the other side of the world" when she posted the tweet.
152. A court clerk died after negative reporting about her relationship with a magistrate.
Compelling @ABCmediawatch on the tragic story of Ashleigh Petrie tonight. Worth watching - and a moment for reflection for those in the media and the justice system. https://t.co/UAv3h0TLgy
153. An all-women Q&A episode was pulled after panellists swore and discussed violence.
#Australia’s public broadcaster the ABC has - in 2019 - censored an episode of the show Q&A because 235 viewers complained of: - “coarse language” - I said “fuck 10 times” - “radical views" - I asked “How many rapists must we kill before men stop raping women?” My statement
But Mona Eltahawy wasn't sorry.
154. BuzzFeed News let me publish this very, very long list.

