1.
You wake up late because your bodies not prone to this early attendance malarky
2.
No time to get dressed so you drape a scarf over your pyjama top to hide your boobs
3.
You don your unused running shoes and make it with 34 seconds to spare
4.
You open up your notes in preparation for anything to find you never finished them
5.
Your just going to have to say something first and get it over with, then quietly nap the rest of the seminar away
6.
WHY ARE THEY CALLING ON ME I'VE ALREADY MADE A VOLUNTARY CONTRIBUTION
7.
The international student still hasn't made a contribution and he gets left pleasantly alone, fuck this
8.
Quickly gotta decide whether to bullshit or admit your stupidity
9.
You go for re-arranging the previous persons answer and end it with a question
10.
Then theres that one question that seems obvious but you'd rather sit in a 10 minute awkward silence with your co-workers than anyone answer it
11.
By your timekeeping this class has run over 5 minutes and you did not sign up for this shit
12.
You'll not be trusting your pro seminar flatmate ever again
13.
Does anyone have any questions? HAHAH so many, but also, no.
14.
That'll do for the term, GOODBYE TEACH
15.
Back to bed suckers, catch you on the flipperty flip