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17 Inconvenient Things That Will Definitely Happen When You're Sunburnt

It's like The Universe is punishing you for your careless, inefficient sunscreen application.

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1. Your alarm doesn't go off in the morning and you have no time to cover your burn with a little makeup.

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2. You have to go to work so you have to wear a bra.

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You're forced to endure the pain or risk flashing the office.

3. And you have a meeting that day you would have loved to look composed and professional for.

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But instead you look flustered and slightly clammy thanks to the moisturiser you have slathered on your face.

4. You bump into literally everyone you know.

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5. And they all make the same damn "you look like you caught a little sun!" joke.

"Yes, YES I FUCKING DID".
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"Yes, YES I FUCKING DID".

6. Worst of all, you see your mother.

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The disapproving rant goes on forever and ever.

7. You have an exercise class that you absolutely cannot miss.

Bend and ~painfully attempt~ to stretch.
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Bend and ~painfully attempt~ to stretch.

8. You have to wash your hair because you had a grand old time swimming in the sea.

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Ever tried running a comb over a burnt scalp? Don't. Also the heat of a hair dryer feels like actual fire.

9. You forget what your skin feels like when it's not covered in a layer of sticky aloe vera.

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Just another sensation to add to your bodily discomfort.

10. But no matter how much after-sun lotion you apply, you bloody peel anyway.

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11. You have a date.

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And pray that the lights are dim for reasons other than a romantic atmosphere.

12. The outfit you specifically planned to wear on the weekend is now ruined because it perfectly shows off your sunburn lines.

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13. You have to schlep lots of things around, requiring the essential use of a large, heavy shoulder bag.

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The strap digging into your raw shoulders is torturous.

14. Someone notices you look tense and starts giving you a friendly shoulder massage.

Not realising that the source of tension is your stupid sunburnt shoulders.
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Not realising that the source of tension is your stupid sunburnt shoulders.

15. You are forced to participate in activities that require you to sit down.

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Such as, you know, working from a desk. Because who actually has one of those standing desk things.

16. You have to wear a seat belt.

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Safety first!

17. You have to unpack the bag you took to the beach and ask yourself why you didn't apply the sunscreen you had in there.

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Serious lambasting self reflection.