29 Signs You're From Sydney's Eastern Suburbs
"What a vibe."
People mock your accent.
You use the word "vibe" in a grammatically incorrect fashion.
You’ve had a crush on Malcolm for years.
Ja'mie wasn't such a stretch of the imagination.
You've spent many hours not studying at the Waverley Library.
Your first car was some kind of Mazda or VW.
You spent more Wednesday nights at The Sheaf than you’d care to admit.
You definitely know someone who’s been a delivery kid for Millenium.
If you’re not in Europe in July, you’ll likely feel very alone.
Most of your friends live at home until they're at least 25.
You’ve accepted that your Uber fare will always be the most expensive because you basically live at the end of the Earth.
And you know the frustrations of having to direct the driver out of your deep suburban surrounds.
You’ve spent way too much money in Parisis.
Your coffee order is ridiculous.
In fact you pride yourself on your menu customisation skills.
You don’t argue when your friend cancels brunch because it’s a 2-day.
But when you do brunch, it's at Indigo.
You’ve taken countless photos on the coastal walk.
In summer you feel like the population of Bondi triples.
But you avoid it in favour of Parsley Bay anyway.
Except when you’re hungover and need Olies.
Driving beyond the Junction in your downtime is "a trek".
The North is just out of the question.
Unless you’re going to the Balmoral Boathouse.
You blend seamlessly into the sea of white linen that is The Island.
You remember when White Revolver was a thing.
Thank god you have Casablanca now.
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