Buzz·Posted on Oct 14, 2021Twitter Is Usually A Dumpster Fire, But Every Once In A While It's The Best — Here Are 21 Ingenious Ideas To Prove ItI just think the world would be a better place if we got free bread everywhere.by Hannah MarderBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Twitter is like the soundboard of the internet. You can just shout thoughts and ideas and someone, somewhere will listen. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Many of the ideas are nothing new, but some are quite ingenious. Here are some of the best ideas I saw come out of Twitter recently: 1. Creating a sperm donor agency with this incredible name: alexandria love (if not, no worries) @alexfromoakland Gonna start a sperm donor agency called “get a load of this guy” 12:12 AM - 09 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @alexfromoakland 2. An app to help you pick a movie for date night: c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin Ok I’m stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know 04:06 AM - 11 Sep 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @hello__caitlin 3. And a mood ring that tells you where to eat: Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk someone should invent a mood ring that tells you where to eat 10:05 PM - 02 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @bvorwerk 4. Changing the name of "emotional baggage" to "griefcase": billiam jaron. @Will_daReal who tf decided to call it “emotional baggage“ and not “griefcase” ??? 05:00 PM - 27 Mar 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Will_daReal 5. Slushying anti-maskers: ethnic 🦂 @juvanhck we should start slushing non-maskers like in GLEE 04:52 AM - 15 Jan 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @juvanhck 6. Changing et al. to "& besties": PUEBI Bridgers @Dongoevsky academia should consider changing "et al." to "& besties" 10:46 AM - 07 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @Dongoevsky 7. Renaming giving birth "going number 3": angry wet spider @birdbutterer Please sign my petition to rename giving birth “going number 3” 06:34 PM - 19 Feb 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @birdbutterer 8. And renaming Black Friday "Panic! at the Discount": Natalie Wee @natweewriter petition to replace "black friday sales" with "panic! at the discount" 12:14 AM - 24 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @natweewriter 9. A highlighter that fades after time: Shower Thoughts @TheWeirdWorld Someone should invent a highlighter that fades away in six months, so college students can actually sell back their textbooks. 10:32 PM - 03 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @TheWeirdWorld 10. And an e-book/audiobook combo app: Emily Favreau @emilyfavreau I need someone to invent an app that’s an e-book/audiobook combo. So when my eyes are tired I can switch to audio, but my default is reading. Does this exist? It should. 03:50 AM - 04 Jun 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @emilyfavreau 11. Replacing every confederate statue with a tribute to Dolly Parton: 🎸 🌃 All the City Lights 🎶 🚴 @ATCLMusic Petition to replace every confederate monument with A Dolly Parton statue. https://t.co/OsknszQ49H 12:37 AM - 15 Dec 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ATCLMusic 12. Every establishment serving free bread: andrea more @amore_orless they should give you bread before stuff everywhere, not just at restaurants 10:54 PM - 13 May 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @amore_orless 13. Replacing April Fools with "second Halloween": dylan morrison @dylan_thyme petition to replace april fools (unnecessary, often mean-spirited, causes a lot of needless stress and suffering) with april ghouls (second halloween; halloween, but in april) 01:10 PM - 01 Apr 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @dylan_thyme 14. Making fitted sheets that don't get all the other laundry stuck in them: Travis McElroy, The Internet's Best Friend @travismcelroy Someone should make fitted sheets where you can undo the corners (snaps? zipper?) so when you wash them, other laundry doesn't get caught in the-- A NOBEL PRIZE JUST POPPED OUT OF MY COMPUTER?!! 01:27 PM - 01 Oct 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @travismcelroy 15. Literally just a Twilight remake with Danny DeVito: Devan @localdadhere Petition to shoot Twilight again. Nothing changes except Edward is played by Danny Devito 04:51 AM - 08 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @localdadhere 16. And a Marvel movie with Jennifer Coolidge: reid @thereidfeed put her in the MCU 03:58 PM - 26 Jul 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @thereidfeed 17. Or with Jennifer as James Bond: dj fuck @eggshellfriend jennifer coolidge as the next james bond 04:17 PM - 30 Sep 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @eggshellfriend Let her play all the characters. 18. A comedy about people in green screen suits on action movie sets: Nick de Semlyen @NickdeSemlyen Someone should make a comedy about the dudes who have to wear green bodysuits on the sets of superhero movies. 05:45 PM - 26 Jan 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @NickdeSemlyen 19. A miniature Target inside every Starbucks: Nathan Hare @nathanharenice Starbucks with a small Target inside 01:48 AM - 16 Feb 2021 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @nathanharenice 20. Calling the 2020s the "rawring" 20s: Coheed and Cambussy @YourLocalEmoDad Petition to bring back 2005 emo culture in the 2020's so we can call that decade the rawring 20s 06:51 AM - 04 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @YourLocalEmoDad 21. And finally, creating a cooking show about broke college students: College Student @ColIegeStudent Someone should make a cooking show and the chefs are college students who are down to their very last grocery items. If u wanna see creativity that’s where it’s at 11:24 PM - 05 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite Twitter: @ColIegeStudent