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    21 Times Tumblr Asked Questions That Truly Made Me Go "Huh"

    What are Imagine Dragons' songs even about?

    Every once in a while, we hear a question that utterly transforms us, leaving us with a burning need to know the answer.

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    And then...there are questions people ask on Tumblr. Here are the most mind-boggling, ridiculous, and silly questions from Tumblr that I somehow still want to know the answer to!

    1.

    post asking if the Kool-Aid man is the jar or the liquid — response: "Are we flesh or blood? You buffoon. You clown. You absolute candlestick." Response 2: "The liquid is the brain, and like a human brain it needs a vessel to function"
    loloftheday / Tumblr / Via garbuge.tumblr.com

    2.

    "Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat," then someone replies pretending to be the witch putting the kids on a fitness regimen and another says fat is good slow cooked
    disgruntledturtle / Tumblr / Via lainey.tumblr.com

    3.

    "why aren't all mugs microwave safe? Grow up"
    lipglosswearer / Tumblr / Via heart.tumblr.com

    4.

    "What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon?," reply: "he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon," next reply: "We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster"
    deathpup / Tumblr / Via gatorvevo.tumblr.com

    5.

    "how did my ancestors survive the brutal unforgiving wilderness when I get anxiety sweats from going to Target?" reply: "to be fair I'm sure your ancestors would have the exact same reaction going to a Target"
    kyleehenke / Tumblr / Via paige-julianna.tumblr.com

    6.

    "If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous." Then someone asks "what if it bites me and it dies?" Another asks "what if it bites itself and I die?" Another asks "what if it bites me and someone else dies?"
    ultrafacts / Tumblr / Via markscherz.tumblr.com

    7.

    "does anyone even know what imagine dragons’ songs are about?" Replies: "the alternate timeline they came from," "dodge summer sales event," "league of legends maybe?", "Wiping your ass and slapping your nuts," "inspirational gibberish
    iwilleatyourenglish / Tumblr / Via liamdryden.tumblr.com

    8.

    "who are we defending pop punk from? Who is on the offensive side of this war?"
    unfollower / Tumblr / Via findsthemagic.tumblr.com

    9.

    OP: "who is tim horton and why does everyone in canada know him?" Reply: "Oh ya timmy’s just a good bud there eh" OP: "what does this say?"
    yislsjrhshslhh / Tumblr / Via thewormwood.tumblr.com

    10.

    "how can lawyers argue without crying"
    sextronautt / Tumblr / Via sextronautt.tumblr.com

    11.

    "am i the only one who is self conscious about my windshield wiper speed when it’s raining. like i gotta watch other cars to make sure I'm not being too dramatic"
    chrissyisabear / Tumblr / Via ginseng-cankles.tumblr.com

    12.

    "why do they even sell phone screen cleaning wipes haven’t you ever heard of rubbing your phone on your boob til it’s clean? you can’t sell me anything more effective than my own tiddy"
    averagefairy / Tumblr / Via defiantcatlady.tumblr.com

    13.

    "Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures?" reply: "I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated"
    error-ed / Tumblr / Via seokjinna.tumblr.com

    14.

    "why ghost hunting and not ghost observing? ghost anthropology? let me live amongst the ghosts like jane goodall and the chimpanzees"
    alphacrone / Via jordanr770-blog.tumblr.com

    15.

    "Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?" with a picture of Neptune in the show looking buff and then less buff in the movie. Someone replies mentioning it's because of the fanart people made when he was sexy
    animetitle / Tumblr / Via oneangrykneegremlin.tumblr.com

    16.

    someone says they went to high school with a girl who said we should check other planets for dinosaurs in case they got catapulted away from the meteor, and someone answers "and how can you be sure she's wrong?"
    theocseason4 / Tumblr / Via tsukidaisy.tumblr.com

    17.

    "Why does everyone say that they played someone ‘like a fiddle’? Fiddles are actually pretty difficult to play? Why not say ‘I played him like a recorder’? ‘Like a xylophone’? ‘Like a triangle’?"
    quasi-normalcy / Tumblr / Via bramblepatch.tumblr.com

    18.

    "Does it say in the rules that the president can’t be a dog?" Reply: "The president has to be at least 35 years old and have been a US resident for at least 14 years. that is Too Old for a dog." Reply 2: "What about a turtle then?"
    ladygolem / Tumblr / Via dedalvs.tumblr.com

    19.

    "What if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us?" then people arguing it's to protect you, or maybe you're the reflection protecting the real you
    motelghost / Tumblr / Via abigailht.tumblr.com

    20.

    "What if we’re all characters in a book?" Reply: "WHAT IF WHEN YOU FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY IT’S THE AUTHOR BACKSPACING?" Another reply: "guys why isn’t everyone reblogging this it’s a scientific breakthrough?"
    getsby / Tumblr / Via bururaven.tumblr.com

    21.

    "What if mayonnaise came in cans?" Reply: "That would suck because you can't microwave metal." Reply 2: "Good morning to everyone except these two people"
    targuzzler / Tumblr / Via notdexterslaboratory.tumblr.com

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