1. Send hahahahas of different lengths to make it seem more genuine:
You have to send hahahahahas of different lengths or it will seem fake
2. Or retype keyboard smashes or "sjsjsjdjs" because it doesn't look right:
does anyone else sometimes retype their 'sjsjdjs' because the letters didn't seem to fit that well together or is it just me
3. Hide our undergarments under our clothes at the doctor's office:
Hmm yes I’m fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but I’ll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you
4. Refuse to eat until Netflix loads:
this is deadass me when im starving but I'm waiting for netflix to load so i can eat while watching my show
5. Rewind a song back to the good part because someone talked to us when the best part was playing:
When someone starts speaking to u but u just missed the best part or the song.. https://t.co/YBc9b57m6t
6. Or start the song over completely because we weren't paying attention:
Does anyone else restart songs coz they weren’t paying enough attention
7. Start speaking as soon as we sense a sex scene coming on while watching TV with our parents:
my parents me trying to watching the sex distract them scene that came by telling them out of nowhere about my day
8. Get way too inspired and start planning entire career paths in the middle of the night:
does anyone else get ideas for random career paths that they are in no way qualified for late at night or just me
9. Get weird anxiety about going to a new place so you check the new place's tag on Instagram to see what people are wearing:
Does anyone else go on the location tag on Instagram for the bar/restaurant you’re going to so you can see what everyone else wears to pick your outfit or is it just me hahahaha
10. Set alarms that are like eight minutes away just to get a few extra minutes of sleep:
Me sacrificing my entire career for 8 extra minutes of sleep
11. Have a bag full of plastic bags:
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of other plastic bags somewhere in their house, or is it just me?
12. Spend our entire lives deleting emails rather than going through and unsubscribing from lists:
hmm should I spend 2 seconds clicking unsubscribe or 1 second deleting an email from this company every single day for the rest of my life
13. Buy a pair of athletic shorts at age 14 and somehow still end up with them 10 years later:
why does no one tell you that when you pick out a pair of athletic shorts from tj maxx at fourteen yrs old, you are in fact making a decision that will last longer than any of your adult relationships
14. Feel super fancy eating a Ferrero Rocher:
How I feel eating a Ferrero Rocher
15. Look at ourselves during a Zoom call:
Me on a Zoom call pretending I’m listening and not just looking at myself
16. Refuse to see the cashier at the gas pump:
gas pump: please see the cashier me: absolutely not
17. Order food on a delivery app rather than drive/walk the five minutes to pick it up ourselves:
Me waiting for GrubHub to deliver my $7 sandwich from 2 blocks away for $30
18. Serve as the family's unofficial IMDb for every time your dad nudges your mom and goes, "where have we seen that actor before?":
my family me explaining watching a where we've seen movie each actor before
19. Start getting a little too friendly on social media after a couple of drinks:
Me 2 martinis in responding to all stories like they’re meant for me
20. Forget someone's name immediately after they introduce themselves:
My brain to the name of the person that just introduced themselves to me
21. Pull out our phone to do something, then completely forget to do it:
Does anyone else ever pull their phone out to check the time but then have to do it again cuz they forgot to actually look at the clock or am I just stupid
22. Get our brains a little mixed up when it comes to acronyms:
DKNY: is a fashion label my brain: donkey kong new york
23. Like...for a lot of acronyms:
me: [knows LMK = let me know] also me: lartin muther king
24. Laugh uncomfortably at anything serious or sad:
*serious situation* My brain:
25. Or add "lol" to the end of a serious text so it doesn't seem *too* serious:
Does anyone else put lol at the end of every sentence just to make sure you don’t sound too serious or rude? lol
26. Feel like our entire day is taken up when we have one appointment:
I hate how I am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person
27. Or a couple errands to run:
being an adult is having three errands & being like. well fuck this is going to be my whole day
28. Say "big stretch!" when a cat or dog stretches in front of us:
do you say “ooo big stretch” when your dog stretches or are you normal
29. Smile at every dog we pass, but not the human:
Does anyone else smile at dogs that walk past them or am I just a weirdo
30. Tell our pets we'll be back when leaving the house:
Does anyone else tell their pets they’ll be back soon when leaving the house?🙄🤣
31. Save our appetite (probably too much) because we're SO excited for a certain meal:
Does anyone else purposely not eat for ages when you know your getting a takeaway or going for dinner later so that you can be starving to get the maximum level of enjoyment when eating it ? or am I just weird :/
32. Stalk ourselves on Instagram after a crush or someone new follows us:
does anyone else stalk through their own insta when someone new follows u so you can see exactly what they’re seeing??
33. Get curious about a scary movie but get too scared to watch it, so just look up the plot on Wikipedia:
Do u ever be like “damn that movie looks crazy. But its too scary.. ill just read the wikipedia.”?
34. Watch cartoons after a scary movie:
When u have to watch cartoons after a scary movie so you don't have nightmares
35. Get "sun guilt":
Does anyone else have sun guilt. Like if I’m not sat in the sun on a sunny day I feel so guilty and uncomfortable all day until I cave and sit in the sun lol
36. Convince ourselves our low balance is a mistake and check all our transactions only to find we're responsible for every one:
when u look thru ur recent transactions tryin to find a mistake but theres no mistake cus it was u, it was all u
37. Stand naked outside the shower while we pick the perfect playlist:
When you looking for the right track before you get in the shower
38. And then just lay down in your towel for like an hour after you get out:
i probably have wasted so much time in my life just sitting about naked in a towel after a shower w no motivation
39. And finally, pretend not to notice or count money or a check in a birthday card:
*Opens Birthday Card* *Pretends not to notice money while reading the card*