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    75 Hilarious Star Wars Jokes

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    The lil lego Star Wars movies will always be iconic

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    what I really love about Star Wars is how dumb as shit the characters are. every time they land on a new planet in Star Trek, they check to see if there’s oxygen, signs of life, etc. Star Wars just bounds out of the Millennium Falcon like “oh cool is that grass?” fucking idiots

    Twitter: @sk_griffith

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    I can't be the only one who caught the @SethRogen cameo in the Star Wars trailer

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    the new Star Wars movie looks a bit different...

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    my parents me trying to use the force after watching star wars

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    does laura dern think timothee chalamet is baby yoda https://t.co/eutNsrJdnF

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    Oh, hi, Mark. Put me in the next Star Wars. https://t.co/orYSYpKK7z

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    My 6-year-old just called a piggyback ride a Yoda ride. There’s nothing more I can teach her. Ready for the world, she is.

    Twitter: @XplodingUnicorn

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    "You can't win, Vader. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." *wanders swamp as a ghost*

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    Apparently serious Star Wars fans get mad when you tell them your favorite episode is "the one with the badass chick and round WALL-E."

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    "W-w-what? Who-o-o-oa! Look out!" - pretty much every Star Wars movie basically

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    It's not the lava, loss of limbs or electrocution that kills you, it's your douchebag son who removes your breathing apparatus.

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    "What's your job?" "Star Wars merchandise licenser." "What do you do?" "Say yes to everything."

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    When is the Empire going to finally realize that Storm Troopers are simply not an effective military force?

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    I'm watching Star Wars and this little pig is everywhere

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    Want to feel old? This is what the kid from Star Wars Episode I looks like today.

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    the only thing Star Wars fans hate more than people who hate Star Wars, is Star Wars

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    "The stories... they're all true." "Even that one about the Jar Jar guy?" "You kids get the hell off my ship."

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    Speechless. #TFA https://t.co/4W2WyT4j5J

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    We've updated the grading board to help prevent confusion amongst climbers and mathematicians. It works #progress

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    This article contains content from Hannah Marder, Robin Edds, Jamie Jirak, and Kat Angus. It was compiled by Kelly Rissman.