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    21 Jokes About Men That Have No Right To Be This Spot-On

    Men really think Dawn dish soap doubles as body wash...

    Ah, men. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.


    But you don't need to hear that from me — here are 21 hilarious tweets that basically just sum up men for all of us.


    men be like "i can't do this" and the this is just communicate

    Twitter: @acmack_


    if you ever don’t know what to talk about with an older white dude, just ask if he’s still working on the house. every white man is eternally renovating his home

    Twitter: @bocxtop


    guys tinder bios b like “6’2 cuz apparently that matters” boy don’t nobody give a fuck u make me 6’2 my stomach

    Twitter: @kllinggf


    Fully insane that the way men look when they wake up in the morning is the way they look that day

    Twitter: @ginnyhogan_


    my bf used to use dawn dish soap as body wash and he said “if it’s good enough to clean ducks, it’s good enough to clean me” 🤦‍♀️

    Twitter: @zoemcmahon


    “if I can play devils advocate for a second” bro just let me talk to the devil himself u are sooo annoying

    Twitter: @bocxtop


    men be like “you’ll never find someone like me” as if you couldn’t find an unemployed white man whose entire personality is Rick and Morty at your local vape shop

    Twitter: @abbygov


    Of course men think they’re funnier than women. If they can’t spot a fake orgasm, they definitely can’t spot a fake laugh

    Twitter: @solomongeorgio


    Guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue

    Twitter: @offtheraiIs


    if you dating a white guy you're single to me. tf Matt gonna do, start a podcast?

    Twitter: @sarahndipity18


    You ever meet a guy who thinks that a joke from a major blockbuster comedy is an inside joke with him and his friends

    Twitter: @AshleyHammm


    men be like “i know a spot” & then take you to rock bottom

    Twitter: @nussyrox


    Thinking about the time that I said that I was distantly related to Marie Curie and a guy explained “It’s pronounced Mariah Carey”

    Twitter: @i_Lean


    Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"

    Twitter: @ronnui_


    Edward Cullen had over 100 years to go to therapy, and yet

    Twitter: @sooospontaneous


    we put the first man on the moon YEARS ago. why did we stop. why did we Not continue to put the rest of the men there. explain ?

    Twitter: @hannahgordon_


    "men don't do drama" icarus literally flew into the sun

    Twitter: @internetanja


    Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider... well they’re back and it worked

    Twitter: @katie_phenix


    Men will literally become the Phantom of an Opera instead of going to therapy

    Twitter: @kavehtaherian


    Today I asked for a positive representation of masculinity and a student said “Kermit the frog” — they weren’t wrong but I don’t think I fully recovered 🤣

    Twitter: @francescalyn

    21. *Sigh* Just don't be an incel, kay, guys?

    Twitter: @jenniesweetcush

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