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    21 Jokes About Men That Have No Right To Be This Spot-On

    Men really think Dawn dish soap doubles as body wash...

    Ah, men. Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em.

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    But you don't need to hear that from me — here are 21 hilarious tweets that basically just sum up men for all of us.

    1.

    men be like "i can't do this" and the this is just communicate

    Twitter: @acmack_

    2.

    if you ever don’t know what to talk about with an older white dude, just ask if he’s still working on the house. every white man is eternally renovating his home

    Twitter: @bocxtop

    3.

    guys tinder bios b like “6’2 cuz apparently that matters” boy don’t nobody give a fuck u make me 6’2 my stomach

    Twitter: @kllinggf

    4.

    Fully insane that the way men look when they wake up in the morning is the way they look that day

    Twitter: @ginnyhogan_

    5.

    my bf used to use dawn dish soap as body wash and he said “if it’s good enough to clean ducks, it’s good enough to clean me” 🤦‍♀️ https://t.co/BOe58BtHKJ

    Twitter: @zoemcmahon

    6.

    “if I can play devils advocate for a second” bro just let me talk to the devil himself u are sooo annoying

    Twitter: @bocxtop

    7.

    men be like “you’ll never find someone like me” as if you couldn’t find an unemployed white man whose entire personality is Rick and Morty at your local vape shop

    Twitter: @abbygov

    8.

    Of course men think they’re funnier than women. If they can’t spot a fake orgasm, they definitely can’t spot a fake laugh

    Twitter: @solomongeorgio

    9.

    Guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue

    Twitter: @offtheraiIs

    10.

    if you dating a white guy you're single to me. tf Matt gonna do, start a podcast?

    Twitter: @sarahndipity18

    11.

    You ever meet a guy who thinks that a joke from a major blockbuster comedy is an inside joke with him and his friends

    Twitter: @AshleyHammm

    12.

    men be like “i know a spot” & then take you to rock bottom

    Twitter: @nussyrox

    13.

    Thinking about the time that I said that I was distantly related to Marie Curie and a guy explained “It’s pronounced Mariah Carey”

    Twitter: @i_Lean

    14.

    Women get to smell like real things (vanilla, lavender) but men have to smell like concepts. What the fuck is "cool sport rush"

    Twitter: @ronnui_

    15.

    Edward Cullen had over 100 years to go to therapy, and yet

    Twitter: @sooospontaneous

    16.

    we put the first man on the moon YEARS ago. why did we stop. why did we Not continue to put the rest of the men there. explain ?

    Twitter: @hannahgordon_

    17.

    "men don't do drama" icarus literally flew into the sun

    Twitter: @internetanja

    18.

    Y’all remember in elementary school when we sent the boys to Jupiter to get more stupider... well they’re back and it worked

    Twitter: @katie_phenix

    19.

    Men will literally become the Phantom of an Opera instead of going to therapy

    Twitter: @kavehtaherian

    20.

    Today I asked for a positive representation of masculinity and a student said “Kermit the frog” — they weren’t wrong but I don’t think I fully recovered 🤣

    Twitter: @francescalyn

    21. *Sigh* Just don't be an incel, kay, guys?

    Twitter: @jenniesweetcush

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