These May Be The Worst Dating Bios I Have Ever Seen

"Can cook, respects men, and always wears makeup." * eye roll *

If you are currently dating (or honestly, if you've ever dated), you know...it's pretty bleak out there.

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It's harder than ever to meet people irl, which means many people have turned to dating apps. There's absolutely nothing wrong with that, and many people find great partners on the apps! But...you usually have to wade through a bunch of truly terrible profiles before you find someone good.

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If you don't believe me, take a look at these 32 truly awful dating app bios that made me want to throw my phone into the ocean.

1. This person had a list of "don'ts" that included "trying to be a Kardashian" and wanting to raise minimum wage (???):

And now his bio is blank... Probably cause he realised no one enjoys seeing this. from ChoosingBeggars

Also...what did Kurt Cobain ever do to you, dude?

2. This person had a list of requirements that included not being a feminist (big yikes).

Part of the time-honored tradition of making a dating profile that demands everything and provides nothing. from ChoosingBeggars

3. This person literally refused to use photos of themself until you "know them better."

I’m on a dating app with fake name and pictures and I super liked you but I expect you to talk to me first! from ChoosingBeggars

4. This dating profile required that you not watch Grey's Anatomy or have a cat that uses a litter box.

Dating site profile. This has to be /s, right?? from ChoosingBeggars

u/lumberepi / Reddit / Via reddit.com

5. Non-straight toes are a dealbreaker for this guy.

This guy is a literal content gold mine. I don't think any woman would want to date you buddy. from ChoosingBeggars

6. "You do not have to be smart, and actually I would prefer if you weren't because I want a woman who brings a different perspective to the table." So you're the smart one, but you're dumb enough to think this profile is going to attract women...?

This Douche from ChoosingBeggars

How much you wanna bet this guy looks like Eggman?

7. This woman wanted a gang leader with a "dark, haunting past."

Alright let’s calm it woman from ChoosingBeggars

8. Of course, this guy's name is Chad.

He will not settle for anything less than perfection ladies! Be warned! from ChoosingBeggars

9. "Eyes as deep as the ocean," okay, misogynistic James Blunt.

Found on a bumble profile. His provided full body photo appeared to be him passed out drunk on the floor. from ChoosingBeggars

10. This guy wanted Melania Trump. Literally.

Can't imagine how he's still single from ChoosingBeggars

11. This profile was just so combative. It also specified desired penis size. :/

Uhh, does this abomination of a dating profile count? from ChoosingBeggars

12. This woman wouldn't date a guy with flip flops.

She wants a Disney Prince Apparently from ChoosingBeggars

13. This person described themselves as "apolitical" then said they voted for Trump, are unvaxxed, and want to know how you feel about Kyle Rittenhouse. They also said they don't expect to find a woman, so...why are they on a dating app?

There's only one point circled by the op on Twitter, but there's a lot to unpack here from niceguys

14. This person was just straight-up mean.

I'll laugh at how you think your opinion matters from ChoosingBeggars

15. This person clearly had some baggage about being ghosted, in addition to being anti-gay.

I had low expectations for FB dating already, but damn from Nicegirls

16. This person specified the race they were looking for, denied being racist, then ranted about guys not wanting "nice girls."

Glad I read the bio! from Nicegirls

17. This Nice Guy™ confused Tinder with his diary.

Saw this on tinder from niceguys

18. As did this guy.

Found on a dating site. Why create a profile when you hate women so much? from niceguys

19. This person seemed to think they were giving a bad stand-up routine to a crowd of misogynistic men.

I was bored and decided to use Tinder, came across this delightful profile. At least I'm mildly entertained tonight! from niceguys

20. This Nice Guy™ was only into COVID-deniers.

“Women hate good men like me” from niceguys

21. This person said she was just there to make fun of you, but then said she was "your future wife"?

A nice girl on tinder. from Nicegirls

22. This person had a whole math equation for height and salary requirements.

Blunt. Feminist. Liberal. xpost (r/Tinder) from ChoosingBeggars

23. And this man also had you do math to see if you met his ridiculous requirements.

The audacity of the unattractive man who wrote this in his bio from Tinder

24. This person only dated "white firefighter emts" who don't believe in masks...which I gotta assume an EMT is going to be all for.

Does anyone fit into this girl's insane bio requirements? from Tinder

25. This awful person was against people on meds for their mental health, as well as those who have been assaulted.

🚩first time I’ve personally come across one of these trash bios 🗑 from Tinder

26. This guy thought calling girls "crazy" was a surefire way to attract women.

i'm not even sure what to say abt this bio from Tinder

27. This guy bragged about his lack of dating experience, then tried to guilt you into dating him by saying girls don't like him???

Idk how he’s never been on a date before. He’s a total catch from niceguys

28. This dude was the ultimate Nice Guy™.

This dude from niceguys

29. As was this guy.

So obviously I should have swiped right? from niceguys

30. "Your daddy lied to you, you are not special." 😬

The good guy you need! from niceguys

31. I really don't understand why someone would just be combative and derogatory in their bio???

Do you think he ever wonders why no one matches him? from niceguys

32. Like, does that ever work for them?

You might be surprised! (spoiler: you won’t) from niceguys

Now it's your turn — what's the worst thing you've seen on someone's dating profile? Let us know in the comments!