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    29 Of The Funniest Tweets About The CDC Telling Vaccinated People They Can Stop Wearing Masks

    "CDC said it’s my turn on the Xbox."

    Yesterday, the CDC released new recommendations for mask-wearing and social distancing in the US that basically cleared the way for vaccinated folks to stop wearing masks in almost all settings.

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    The news was met with both excitement and doubt, but the one thing that seemed to bring universal happiness were the jokes.

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    Here are 29 more jokes about the CDC's new guidelines, courtesy of Twitter.

    1.

    CDC: vaccinated people can stop wearing masks Everyone with more than 3 brain cells:

    Twitter: @mcwattsup

    2.

    CDC says fully vaccinated people can stare at the blank page before them, open up the dirty window, let the sun illuminate the words they cannot find, reach for something in the distance, so close they can almost taste it, release their inhibitions, & feel the rain on their skin.

    Twitter: @feistyfrank

    3.

    New CDC guidelines state that fully vaccinated adults can open mouth kiss their homies good night.

    Twitter: @Gothalion

    4.

    Twitter: @chelseaperetti

    5.

    The CDC: fully vaccinated people can stop wearing masks The bottom half of my face:

    Twitter: @rosedommu

    6.

    CDC says it's safe for screenwriters to send a revised version of a script to someone who still hasn't read the first version they sent

    Twitter: @andycompton_

    7.

    CDC UPDATE: if you're fully vaccinated, the only "mask" you need to wear in public is the elaborate system of defense mechanisms you've built around your true self out of fear that if people knew the real you they'd decide that you're not worthy of love

    Twitter: @morninggloria

    8.

    the CDC to all vaccinated Americans

    Twitter: @mattryanx

    9.

    HUGE news: new CDC guidance stipulates that vaccinated people no longer need to maintain a sourdough starter

    Twitter: @poniewozik

    10.

    the cdc has recommended that both vaccinated and non-vaccinated people please be nice to me

    Twitter: @notviking

    11.

    the cdc dropped that announcement on a friday like it was a surprise album

    Twitter: @bocxtop

    12.

    Twitter: @feistyfrank

    13.

    the CDC says its important to absolutely blast the shit out of each other with particles again as soon as possible

    Twitter: @troughofluxury

    14.

    these sudden new cdc guidances...it’s giving TyraMail

    Twitter: @bobbyonmain

    15.

    The CDC says fully vaccinated people can DROP EVERYTHING NOW. MEET ME IN THE POURING RAIN. KISS ME ON THE SIDEWALK. TAKE AWAY THE PAIN. CAUSE I SEE SPARKS FLY WHENEVER YOU SMILE’

    Twitter: @MajorPhilebrity

    16.

    “CDC says fully vaccinated people can stop wearing masks in most indoor places” me, fully vaccinated:

    Twitter: @InfernoOmni

    17.

    The CDC says they can drop off fully vaccinated people at the movies if their mom can pick everyone up but they’re not doing both

    Twitter: @fouryearbrett

    18.

    BREAKING: CDC announces that I have grown into a very handsome and vaccinated young man

    Twitter: @eddyburback

    19.

    @Casey CDC guidelines be like:

    Twitter: @JM3NA

    20.

    Thanks CDC, but this mask stays on so I can continue talking to myself in public without social repercussions

    Twitter: @BabsVan

    21.

    cdc said it’s my turn on the xbox

    Twitter: @Spennser

    22.

    When will the CDC answer the important questions https://t.co/dMG8L2JRPd

    Twitter: @WrittenByHanna

    23.

    The CDC says fully vaccinated people can now continue to let time slowly ravage your body in this vast abyss.

    Twitter: @DothTheDoth

    24.

    The CDC got everyone turning up today 🤣🤣 #maskoff

    Twitter: @Miller_J97

    25.

    Future looking at the streams for Mask Off rn #CDC

    Twitter: @stick2sports__

    26.

    The CDC says you can now travel to Sweden for a summer festival, hang out with a cult, and put your boyfriend in a bear suit and set him on fire.

    Twitter: @RedheadfromMars

    27.

    The CDC clarifies that if you are fully vaccinated and no longer wearing a mask, you should still not talk on speaker phone in public

    Twitter: @JoePerticone

    28.

    Twitter: @mattyglesias

    29.

    CDC says fully vaccinated people can join the cast of Knives Out 2

    Twitter: @benwassertweet

    If you liked what you saw, make sure to give these users a follow! Stay safe out there, everyone!

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