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    Updated on Feb 17, 2019. Posted on Dec 22, 2017

    16 Crimes Against Pizza That'll Make You Say WHY???

    Shame on you people.

    1. This pizza topped with Peeps.

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    Even on Easter, this is sacrilegious.

    2. And this baked bean situation.

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    You could not pay me to put this in my mouth.

    3. This cheese slice that's been perverted by strawberries.

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    Just why?

    4. And this inedible looking rainbow slice.

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    It looks like a unicorn vomited all over the cheese.

    5. How about this seafood pizza?

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    OK at the very least, they could have de-shelled the prawns.

    6. And this paella pie.

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    There are certainly better ways to eat shellfish.

    7. This cold, sad cheese slice.

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    Was this a conscious decision? It takes legit one minute to melt cheese.

    8. And this pie topped with mandarin oranges.

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    So. Slimy.

    9. Avert your eyes from this candy corn catastrophe.

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    What monster decided to do this?

    10. And this pickle-studded slice.

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    Whyyyyyyyy?

    11. What sociopath who decided to put peanut butter on his leftovers?

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    Peanut butter tastes good on almost anything, but that's fucked up man.

    12. This sad excuse for a "salad" slice

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    When trying to eat healthy goes very wrong.

    13. And this curious looking spaghetti slice.

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    Surely there is a better noodle to put on top of pizza. Baked ziti, anyone?

    14. This pizza that has been taken over by anchovies.

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    That's about 10 too many tiny hairy fish.

    15. This hot dog pizza.

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    Things have gone too far.

    16. And this avocado slice.

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    Was avocado toast not enough for you hipsters?