"I'm curvy, and I like it!""Well, the fridge broke so I had to eat everything.""How you doin'?""You don't own a TV? What's all your furniture pointed at?""Yeah, it's like a cow's opinion. It just doesn't matter. It's moo.""If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, homo sapiens, is that why they're extinct?""What's not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Beef? GOOD.""I'm Joey, I'm disgusting. I take my underwear off in other people's homes.""That's a great story, can I eat it?""I'm gonna take that book and beat you to death with it.""I am pretty wisdomous.""JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD."
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