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How Many Of These Old-Timey Boxers Would You Bone?

The world is divided into those who would bone old-timey boxers, and those who would not.

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  1. Would you bone this old-timey boxer?

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    Yes
    No

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Would you bone this old-timey boxer?
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    Yes
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    No
  1. How about this one?

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    Yes, I would bone this old-timey boxer, with his old-timey moustache
    No thank you

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How about this one?
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    Yes, I would bone this old-timey boxer, with his old-timey moustache
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    No thank you
  1. Would you take bareknuckle heavyweight champion John Lawrence Sullivan, aka the Boston Strong Boy, as your lover?

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    Indeed I would, madam
    No
    Not sure

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Would you take bareknuckle heavyweight champion John Lawrence Sullivan, aka the Boston Strong Boy, as your lover?
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    Indeed I would, madam
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    No
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    Not sure
  1. Would you do the same for Philadelphia Jack O'Brien?

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    Why yes, yes I would
    I think not

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Would you do the same for Philadelphia Jack O'Brien?
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    Why yes, yes I would
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    I think not
  1. How quickly would you bed this gentleman boxer?

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    Faster than you can say, "Peter Jackson, Australian heavyweight champion of 1886"
    I would not bed him

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How quickly would you bed this gentleman boxer?
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    Faster than you can say, "Peter Jackson, Australian heavyweight champion of 1886"
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    I would not bed him
  1. What about George Dixon, 1888 World Bantamweight Champion of the World and defeater of Tommy "Spider" Kelly?

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    Absolutely
    Nah

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What about George Dixon, 1888 World Bantamweight Champion of the World and defeater of Tommy "Spider" Kelly?
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    Absolutely
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    Nah
  1. Would you?

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    Yes, I would have sexual intercourse with Bob Fitzsimmons, British-born New Zealand boxer, first boxer to win titles in three weight-divisions, who had four wives in the course of his life.
    No

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Would you?
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    Yes, I would have sexual intercourse with Bob Fitzsimmons, British-born New Zealand boxer, first boxer to win titles in three weight-divisions, who had four wives in the course of his life.
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    No
  1. What about Jack Johnson aka the Galveston Giant?

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    Without a moment's hesitation
    Hmm no

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What about Jack Johnson aka the Galveston Giant?
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    Without a moment's hesitation
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    Hmm no
  1. OK but you definitely would with James Joseph "Gene" Tunney, right?

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    Uhhhhhh haha yeah
    Mmmmnope

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OK but you definitely would with James Joseph "Gene" Tunney, right?
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    Uhhhhhh haha yeah
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    Mmmmnope
  1. Would Patrick O'Hanrahan, Welterweight boxing champion of England in 1925, be the recipient of your physical love?

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    Yup
    Nope
    Depends

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Would Patrick O'Hanrahan, Welterweight boxing champion of England in 1925, be the recipient of your physical love?
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    Yup
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    Nope
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    Depends
  1. Would you welcome Harry Wills into your willing arms?

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    Yes, I would embrace him with enthusiasm
    No I would not embrace him

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Would you welcome Harry Wills into your willing arms?
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    Yes, I would embrace him with enthusiasm
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    No I would not embrace him
  1. How about Augie Ratner?

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    Yeah go on why not
    No thanks, Augie

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How about Augie Ratner?
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    Yeah go on why not
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    No thanks, Augie
  1. What about American boxer Benny Leonard, who retired undefeated in 1925?

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    Yes, I would retire with him, undefeated, to the bedroom, in order to do sex things
    I would not do sex things with Benny

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What about American boxer Benny Leonard, who retired undefeated in 1925?
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    Yes, I would retire with him, undefeated, to the bedroom, in order to do sex things
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    I would not do sex things with Benny
  1. Mike McTigue though?

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    Sure why not
    I'll pass
    Only if he was wearing those fun lil pants

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Mike McTigue though?
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    Sure why not
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    I'll pass
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    Only if he was wearing those fun lil pants
  1. Would you give this amateur champion the love he needs?

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    Yes, and there would be nothing amateur about it
    :(

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Would you give this amateur champion the love he needs?
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    Yes, and there would be nothing amateur about it
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  1. Would you have sexual intercourse with Bruno Frattini, Italian Middle Weight champion?

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    No

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Would you have sexual intercourse with Bruno Frattini, Italian Middle Weight champion?
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    No
  1. And finally, would you?

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    Abso-fuckin-lutely
    Absolutely not

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And finally, would you?
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    Abso-fuckin-lutely
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    Absolutely not

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