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29 Women In Vintage Tampon Ads Who Need To Lean The Fuck In

DON'T LET YOUR MENSES KEEP YOU FROM THE BOARDROOM, LADIES.

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1. Look, Sharon, you need to stop worrying about your vaginal odour and start worrying about your career trajectory.

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2. Soft? Natural? If you can't handle a bulky tube, how are you going to handle a promotion?

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3. Turn around and face your future, Janet! Don't let anyone else make decisions about your future!

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4. You don't need security, Brenda! You need to take risks to get ahead!

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5. WHAT ARE YOU DOING FLYING A KITE, ANGELICA? YOU SHOULD BE LEANING IN!

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6. Success isn't easy, girls, and it sure as hell ain't comfortable!

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7. Put a damn pantsuit on, Bridget. Dress for the job you want, not like a Victorian ghost!

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8. FUCK YOUR PERIOD, MAUDE. YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL IF YOU GRAB LIFE BY THE DICK.

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9. You don't have to worry about being well-liked, girls! WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WEREN'T AFRAID?

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10. Stop leaning over a piano and start leaning over a mahogany desk in a corner office, Gertrude!

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11. RIDE THAT ROLLERCOASTER TO THE FUCKING TOP, CATHERINE.

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12. THAT'S RIGHT, MARJORIE. GRAB THE WORLD BY ITS FUCKING NUT! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!

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13. Get up, Diane! Get up and find a mentor!

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14. You are POWERFUL, Linda! You are cool and clean and fresh and POWERFUL.

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15. STOP THIS. STOP THIS RIGHT NOW AND LEAN THE FUCK IN LIKE A FUCKING MAN WOULD.

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16. STOP WORRYING WHAT PEOPLE THINK, PATRICIA. SMELL THE WAY YOU WANT TO SMELL. SMELL LIKE SUCCESS.

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17. REASSURE YOURSELF, SUSAN. IT'S THE LEAN IN WAY.

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18. IF THIS MAN ISN'T BEING A REAL PARTNER AT HOME, BEVERLY, THEN GO FIND ONE WHO IS.

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19. THERE'S GONNA BE HARD DAYS, GIRLS. THIS IS A MAN'S WORLD, AND YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO? IT RHYMES WITH "MEAN THE DUCK GIN".

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20. STOP IT WITH THE SOFTNESS, DEBORAH.

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21. DON'T PLAY DUMB, JULIE.

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22. YOU'RE SMARTER THAN THIS, ELEANOR.

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23. Jesus, Emily. You don't have to stroke anyone's ego but your own!

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24. DROP THIS ACT IMMEDIATELY AND LEAN THE FUCK IN.

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25. NO, NO, DON'T LEAN LIKE THIS. THIS IS A WEAK LEAN.

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26. This is better leaning.

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27. This leaning is even stronger!

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28. HERE WE GO. THIS WOMAN HAS LEANED BEFORE.

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29. BINGO. WE'VE FUCKING GOT IT.

ALL YOU OTHER GIRLS NEED TO LEAN IN LIKE THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE.
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ALL YOU OTHER GIRLS NEED TO LEAN IN LIKE THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE.