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21 Witches In Art History Who Are Actually You On Your Period

Curse the entire world. Curse it.

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1. This witch knows her period is coming soon because of the wrath coursing through her body.

"I hate everybody, especially you."
"Podgers Catching a Witch" engraving by J Simpson / Hulton Archive / Getty Images

"I hate everybody, especially you."

2. This witch just got hit with a killer cramp and is trying to find a position to relieve the pain.

"Fuuucccckkkkkkkkkk."
Water-ordeal. Engraving. XVII. / Wethersfield Historical Society / Via en.wikipedia.org / Creative Commons

"Fuuucccckkkkkkkkkk."

3. This witch is begging her co-workers for painkillers.

Okabe - The cat witch / Via en.wikipedia.org / Creative Commons

"Please, Marion, I know you have Ibuprofen in your desk drawer."

"Give it to me or I'll steal it when you're in a meeting."
Okabe - The Cat Witch / Via en.wikipedia.org / Creative Commons

"Give it to me or I'll steal it when you're in a meeting."

4. This witch just realised there's no bin in her office toilet.

"Well, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all of this then?"
Detail from "Sextus Pompeius consulting Erichtho before the Battle of Pharsalia" by John Hamilton Mortimer / Via commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons

"Well, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all of this then?"

5. This witch needs everyone around her to shut the fuck up for once in their lives.

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6. This witch is exhausted at the thought of leaving her house.

"Sorry, Mark, why don't we go for a country ramble next weekend?"
The Love Potion, Evelyn De Morgan / Via commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons

"Sorry, Mark, why don't we go for a country ramble next weekend?"

7. These witches live in a houseshare and their periods have all synched up, so it's a bit of a shitshow every month.

Witches by Hans Baldung Grien (Woodcut, 1508) / / Via en.wikipedia.org / Creative Commons
Witches by Hans Baldung Grien (Woodcut, 1508) / / Via en.wikipedia.org / Creative Commons / BuzzFeed

8. This witch is brewing up several gallons of tea to help her through this difficult time.

She knows caffeine can make things worse, but Lord knows she deserves a hot drink right about now.
John William Waterhouse - Magic Circle / Via en.wikipedia.org / Creative Commons

She knows caffeine can make things worse, but Lord knows she deserves a hot drink right about now.

9. These witches are helping out their friend with her back pain.

"Literally just put your full weight on my back. Just stand on me – ohhhh god, yes, that's helping."
Baldung hexen ca1514 / Via en.wikipedia.org / Creative Commons

"Literally just put your full weight on my back. Just stand on me – ohhhh god, yes, that's helping."

10. These witches have brewed up some seriously powerful painkillers.

The Three Witches from Shakespeares Macbeth by Daniel Gardner, 1775 / Via commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons

"Mmmmmmmm yes, I feel nothing now."

The Three Witches from Shakespeares Macbeth by Daniel Gardner, 1775 / Via commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons

11. This witch needs to be left the fuck alone.

"I cannot talk to those two idiots. Not now."
A Visit to the Witch. Edward Frederick Brewtnall 1882 / Via commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons

"I cannot talk to those two idiots. Not now."

12. This witch has been hiding in a fortress of blankets for 36 hours.

Henry Fuseli, Jahrhundertausstellung 1906 KatNr. 0561 / Via commons.wikimedia.org

13. This witch bought herself a pile of trashy mags to help take her mind off things.

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14. This young witch is suffering some evil cramps, but luckily her cool aunt is there to give advice.

"Straight to bed with a hot water bottle, dearie."
The Young Sorceress oil on canvas 1857 / Via commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons

"Straight to bed with a hot water bottle, dearie."

15. This witch made a huge mistake coming to work in her condition.

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16. This witch is clotting like mad.

17. These witches are so bloated they can't get their jeans on.

"Welp, just gonna have to wait it out naked."
Hans Baldung / commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons

"Welp, just gonna have to wait it out naked."

18. This witch just sneezed and is worrying about the consequences.

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"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit."

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19. These witches don't understand why they get so horny on their periods.

They know it doesn't make evolutionary sense, but they may as well enjoy themselves one way or another.
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They know it doesn't make evolutionary sense, but they may as well enjoy themselves one way or another.

20. This witch is riding a goat backwards, cursing everyone in fucking sight.

"Fuck you, and you, and especially you."
Albrecht Dürer / Via en.wikipedia.org / Creative Commons

"Fuck you, and you, and especially you."

21. This witch is finally finished and couldn't be more relieved.

"See you next month, bitch."
Départ pour le Sabbat / Via commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons

"See you next month, bitch."