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Are you an omnishambles, or are you as useless as a marzipan dildo?

What Malcolm Tucker Insult Do You Deserve To Hear Today?

You're as useless as a marzipan dildo.

I've never seen anyone look so fucking ugly with only one head.

You look like you've shat a Lego garage.

Kiss my sweaty balls!

You sound like a fucking Nazi Julie Andrews!

"You're like that coffee machine, you know: From bean to cup, you fuck up."

You're a fucking omnishambles, that's what you are!

You're like a sweaty octopus trying to unhook a bra!

You're so dense that light bends around you!

I've come across a lot of psychos, but none as fucking boring as you.

Feet off the furniture, you Oxbridge twat, you're not on a punt now.

You are a boring F star star cunt.

You've got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a gravesite.

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What Malcolm Tucker Insult Do You Deserve To Hear Today?

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