Buttered toastAvocado toastScrambled eggsSmoothieMuesliSausagesHash brownsPancakesJust bacon
Stare at their phones too much.Take pictures of their food.Go to terrible festivals.Complain about everything.Wear ridiculous clothes.Have high expectations but not do any work.Speak poorly.Flake out of plans.The word "millennial" is more annoying than any of these things.
The noble appleThe underrated grapeThe unknowable orangeThe grapefruit, bitter and fierceThe sluttish strawberryThe regal bananaThe sensuous pearThe fickle raspberryThe beauteous mango
CheddarSwissHalloumiParmesanCamembertMozzarellaBlue cheeseGoat's cheese
What British Food Is Most Like Your Personality?
You, dear reader, are good old-fashioned fish 'n' chips. People are happy to see you wherever you turn up, and your true friends crave your company when you're not there. There are a few sides to your personality, and you're just as comfortable having a low-key hang-out just chilling with your friends as you are going all out for a night on the town. Just make sure you're not too much of a flake. Bless you and your delicious soul.
Listen up, pal. You are nothing more and nothing less than beans on toast. Does this upset you? Because it shouldn't. This means you are extremely popular. Everyone loves you. You're down with the kids. You know how to have a laugh. Nobody's sad to end their night with you, or to wake up to you. You are pure and good and of the people. Never change.
You are a shepherd's pie. You have layers. You care about family and tradition, and your friends and loved ones always come to you for comfort and understanding. This is incredibly special and valuable – but don't be afraid to seek comfort from others. You are always giving and giving and giving – make sure you look after yourself as well.
You are a Scotch egg. You're dependable, satisfying, and satisfied. It doesn't take a lot to make you happy – you appreciate the simple things in life. You also have a few different versions: Sometimes you're a bit basic, and sometimes you go all out and are a classy dream. You contain a secret inner world that most people don't get to see – only a few people truly know you well, and they are rewarded with a deep friendship.
You, my friend, are haggis. You're not to everyone's taste, but the people who love you will do anything to defend you and are so proud of all of your achievements. Also you're kind of intense and don't shower much, but you clean up really well and you're hardy. When you go to a party, you dominate the room. Ignore the haters: You're one of a kind.
You are sticky toffee pudding. You are beloved of children and grown-ups alike. You have a lot of great friends – but make sure to give yourself space when you need it. Everyone always expects you to bring the banter, but you can't always be on full form. Take time to rest and relax and recharge your batteries so you can stay your wonderful sweet self.
You are a full English breakfast. You are the type of person who really can have it all – good for you! You know what you want, and you don't like to settle. That's why you'll live a happy and satisfied life.
You are an Eton mess, also known as a hot mess. You look good, and everybody's always happy to see you, even if you are a bit disorganised. But who cares about having your shit together when you're having a great time? You are a sweet summer child who lives with no regrets.
You, darling, are a gem of a person. That is because you are actually, deep down in your soul, a Yorkshire pudding: the king of foods. You contain within you all that is good in the world (gravy) and nobody can get enough of you. You are one of a kind. Children look up to you. They want to be just like you. Because you're a Yorkshire pudding, and wonderful.