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25 Perfect And Hilarious Tweets About Living In London

Shoutout to women who can do their makeup perfectly on the tube.

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Amazing! Photographer captures rare moment of a Londoner being born.

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Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.

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Luxury accommodation to let in East London. Spacious double room, well ventilated, close to amenities. £1,500pcm.

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I always forget Boris Johnson is still Mayor of London. It's like remembering that Justin Timberlake was in 'N Sync

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#GrowingUpInLondon "When you finally pay for a train ticket but there isn't a Ticket Inspector around" 😒😒😂

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"where are you from?" "London." "No I mean, where are you from-from?" "A vagina. I'm from a vagina. And yourself?"

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#GrowingUpInLondon Bus Drivers be like 😤

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Still amazed that The Bible was so specific in forbidding shops with 280 square metres of floor space to open for over 6 hours on a Sunday.

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Truly amazing photos of London through the fog!

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If the rest of the world knew what the 'London Look' really was, they probably wouldn't want it

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Overheard on the tube: PERSON 1: Why do you think I can't get a girlfriend? PERSON 2: I dunno but that guy is clearly listening to us.

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Client: What if no one gets it? Agency: We'll explain the gag in subhead C: Won't that ruin it? A: We'll use brackets

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An intriguing reason for delays on @greateranglia this morning!

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#GrowingUpInLondon bmt when are they gonna take these off?

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I admire those women who put their makeup on on the Tube. Like, I stab myself in the eye with my mascara wand when the room ISN'T moving

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This guy on my train won't stop staring at me. He must follow me...

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Charlotte is getting deported by David Cameron.

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#GrowingUpInLondon when some dickhead is arguing with the bus driver and the driver switches the engine off

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I live in constant fear that someone will abduct my mother in law at 35 Ash Street, London, Flat 2, door is sticky buzz Carol to let you in.

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You can gentrify Greggs? Only in Highgate.

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I have stumbled into a West London nightmare

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Myles: "Deptford is cool, it's like the Shoreditch of south east London." Are you sure Myles? ARE YOU SURE?????

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Taken my family to wanky London coffee shop and they are NOT on board with the seating arrangement

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If you want an image of London imagine a terrapin riding a dead fox in the Regents canal, forever.

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