Perhaps you've heard your friends talking about how there are lots of elections taking place all over the UK on Thursday.
That's because it's time to make some boring but important decisions about local British politics.
OK, but guess what? London isn't the only part of the UK, prick.
Scotland is electing a new parliament, and the SNP are expected to win everything, always, forever, till all the eye can see is great fields of yellow SNP rosettes stretching far into the distance of the majestic Scottish wilderness and into eternity.
However there IS a small chance that the Scottish Conservatives will fare better than Labour, due in no small part to the fact that their leader, Ruth Davidson, scored this sweet penalty.
Anyway, let's take a closer look at these lads, the main contenders for mayor of London.
First up there's the Conservative candidate, Zac Goldsmith, seen here about to be hit by a bus.
Throughout the campaign, Zac did some embarrassing-ass dad shit, like this.