Adam the dog has a problem with you.

The shelter found him, took him in, and couldn't work out why he wasn't getting better despite a whole lot of pampering.
He still likes humans to give him treats, though.
And will even accept a rub on the belly.
The shelter has raised money to help the poor pup, and may be able to cure him soon.
Veterinarians have come up with a serum which they say will help him get over his human dander problem through a course of allergy shots.
"Sorry, I can't come over, I'm allergic to your human." – Adam the Dog
