Buzz Ā· Posted on Apr 4, 2015 This Comedian Has The Perfect Comebacks For All Women To Use Can't think how to respond to a dickish comment? Claire Ayoub is here to help. H/T to Ms. Magazine .
Comedian Claire Ayoub has done us all a great service in her new YouTube show, A Series of Comebacks .
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She knows that most of the time, when someone says something sexist, mean, or downright awful, you don't think of the perfect comeback until "three days later, while boarding a plane to Antarctica."
So, what should you say if someone says you look "tired" ā you know, in that way?
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Just say: "It's exhausting being a badass bitch."
What if someone asks you if you're really going to eat all that ice cream?
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Just say: "You have no idea how many calories I burn putting up with your shit!"
What if someone asks you that dreaded question of why you haven't had children yet?
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Claire says you should chuckle, have them lean in close, and say, "THE WORLD ISN'T READY FOR MY SPAWN."
And what if someone calls you a fatass in the street?
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"Just dangle him, dick first, over a tank of piranhas."
Thanks, Claire. We'll get right on that.
Watch all of the episodes here , and tweet Claire (@intoosteep ) with all your comeback needs.
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