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36 Things That Will Definitely Happen In An Independent Scotland

In an independent Scotland, everyone will have a cute wee dug.

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In an independent Scotland, life's little hassles will fade away.

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In an independent Scotland your biscuit will never fall into your cup of tea. Not that that just happened to me or anything. #VoteYes

Lauren@castleton_snob

In an independent Scotland your biscuit will never fall into your cup of tea. Not that that just happened to me or anything. 😫 #VoteYes

6:14 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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In an Independent Scotland there will always be enough beer on offer for your trip to the shop not to be in vain. ਲ Peroni! #yaldy #voteyes

Ross@r05co

In an Independent Scotland there will always be enough beer on offer for your trip to the shop not to be in vain. ਲ Peroni! #yaldy #voteyes

6:12 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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In an independent Scotland, you won't ever stub your toe. #VoteYes

Stewart@Aqtual

In an independent Scotland, you won't ever stub your toe. #VoteYes

5:50 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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In an independent Scotland you will, NEVER, never again get a pistachio nut that his'nae opened up. Oh Yaaaaaaaass. #VoteYes #Indyref

Kâ™ z@Culture_Agent

In an independent Scotland you will, NEVER, never again get a pistachio nut that his'nae opened up. Oh Yaaaaaaaass. #VoteYes #Indyref

4:46 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Wondering if ironing will be banned in an independent Scotland!! #nicolasturgeon - what do you think!!!! I live in hope!!

Julie Johnston@JulieJohnston15

Wondering if ironing will be banned in an independent Scotland!!

#nicolasturgeon - what do you think!!!!

I live in hope!!

6:15 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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In an independent Scotland, everything will be better, including people.

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In an independent Scotland I will stop being an argumentative cunt.

Martin@Manic_420

In an independent Scotland I will stop being an argumentative cunt.

5:49 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9.

In an independent Scotland, can we get rid of the wankers on trains who sit at a 4 seated table when there's only 1 of them?

Lauren Stewart@laurenspew

In an independent Scotland, can we get rid of the wankers on trains who sit at a 4 seated table when there's only 1 of them?

5:27 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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@mrewanmurray All pencils will be full of lead and very sharp in an independent Scotland.

CelticChuck5088@CelticChuck67

@mrewanmurray All pencils will be full of lead and very sharp in an independent Scotland.

3:50 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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In an independent Scotland, nobody will do that thing where you wash a spoon under the tap and water goes everywhere.

Angry Salmond@AngrySalmond

In an independent Scotland, nobody will do that thing where you wash a spoon under the tap and water goes everywhere.

5:10 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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@AngrySalmond In an independent Scotland, will all Edinburgh busses be as comfortable as the number 100 airport bus?

Scott Innes@Potasaurus

@AngrySalmond In an independent Scotland, will all Edinburgh busses be as comfortable as the number 100 airport bus?

6:11 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Everything will be wondrous and magical in an independent Scotland.

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In an independent Scotland birds will fire lasers out their fannies

Connor Magill@ronnoclligam

In an independent Scotland birds will fire lasers out their fannies

4:31 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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In an independent Scotland Irn Bru will replace the running water in all households

L o u i s e@Louweeeasley

In an independent Scotland Irn Bru will replace the running water in all households

5:53 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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no sun in an independent scotland; we move underground to join the mole men

g࿏ troop@goftrop

no sun in an independent scotland; we move underground to join the mole men

4:58 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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In an independent Scotland the national football team will qualify for a major tournament #VoteYes

Scott Warren@scottwarren88

In an independent Scotland the national football team will qualify for a major tournament #VoteYes

6:55 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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19.

I hope we will get lots of chicken nuggets in an independent Scotland

DI Henderson@Deono

I hope we will get lots of chicken nuggets in an independent Scotland

4:59 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20.

An independent Scotland means no more holes in doughnuts.

Jimi Gillies@JimiGillies

An independent Scotland means no more holes in doughnuts.

4:42 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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In an independent Scotland, jobbies will always be "clean breaks". Oh yaaaaaaaassss! #VoteYes #Indyref

Kâ™ z@Culture_Agent

In an independent Scotland, jobbies will always be "clean breaks". Oh yaaaaaaaassss! #VoteYes #Indyref

4:53 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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All our forests will grow tall and high saving the planet cos naebody will have tae wipe their arse. #VoteYes #Indyref

Kâ™ z@Culture_Agent

All our forests will grow tall and high saving the planet cos naebody will have tae wipe their arse. #VoteYes #Indyref

4:55 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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.@WeAreNational in an independent Scotland ceilidhs outside public buildings will be compulsory #thingsthenationalistsdonttellyou

Christopher Silver@silverscotland

.@WeAreNational in an independent Scotland ceilidhs outside public buildings will be compulsory #thingsthenationalistsdonttellyou

5:39 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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@severincarrell of course. In an independent Scotland, all keyboard solos will be 20 mins long...

Bombskare@B0MBSKARE

@severincarrell of course. In an independent Scotland, all keyboard solos will be 20 mins long...

4:26 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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In an independent Scotland, there will be free Irn Bru ice lollies for all!

Scarlett Parrish@scarlettparrish

In an independent Scotland, there will be free Irn Bru ice lollies for all!

4:28 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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28.

In an independent Scotland will irn bru be available on prescription?

Becks@dearbecky_cmi

In an independent Scotland will irn bru be available on prescription?

3:37 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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In an independent Scotland, Irn-Bru will make aftershave and Buckfast will make perfume.

Scottish Banter@ScotBanter

In an independent Scotland, Irn-Bru will make aftershave and Buckfast will make perfume.

6:44 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

In an independent Scotland, everyone's most cherished dreams will at last come true.

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In an independent Scotland your five a day will be switched from vegetables to varied alcohol

L o u i s e@Louweeeasley

In an independent Scotland your five a day will be switched from vegetables to varied alcohol

5:57 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Shortbread will be the currency in an independent Scotland.

Lyall Furphy RN@Lyall

Shortbread will be the currency in an independent Scotland.

6:47 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

34.

See in an independent Scotland, will I (a 27 year old man) be able to grow facial hair?

Russell Abercrombie@russabercrombie

See in an independent Scotland, will I (a 27 year old man) be able to grow facial hair?

6:45 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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in an independent scotland we'll have a tv channel that broadcasts nothing but braveheart 24/7 #VoteYesScotland #indyref

katy@chliffords

in an independent scotland we'll have a tv channel that broadcasts nothing but braveheart 24/7 #VoteYesScotland #indyref

5:30 PM - 18 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite