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    The Imaginary Diaries Of Julian Assange

    Two years of fond and completely made-up memories from everyone's favourite house guest at the Ecuadorian embassy.

    Hi. My name's Julian. I founded WikiLeaks. This is my diary from the last two years of my life!

    This is Ecuadorian foreign minister Ricardo Patiño. We're friends.

    Day 1. Today I gave an important message to my supporters.

    Day 2. My mate Steve came to say hello. They didn't let him inside though.

    Day 43. Today I got a webcam!! I used it to send a message to my supporters.

    Day 64. Today is my first big speech! Can't wait to get some fresh air!

    Day 125. Steve came back today, with a bigger sign.

    Day 191. Christmas.

    Day 277. Getting a bit tired of goat stew.

    Day 378. Apparently there's a new guy on the block, spilling state secrets just like me. Maybe he'll come live with me if he likes my joke!

    Day 402. Steve came back!!

    Day 460. Getting a lil bit bored of Ricardo tbh. Someone show me what's up on the outside plz!!

    Day 481. They're letting me do another speech today from the big boy balcony!

    This time they'll have to listen.

    Day 599. Where is everybody?

    Day 640. I have a new friend now! His name is French Actor And Former International Footballer Eric Cantona.

    Day 792. Biiig meeting today! All the important grown-ups are here. They said I might be allowed to go outside!

    I'm sure they'll let me out soon...ladies!

    Stay tuned for the next update in my big adventure, guys!!!