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The Imaginary Diaries Of Julian Assange

Two years of fond and completely made-up memories from everyone's favourite house guest at the Ecuadorian embassy.

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This is Ecuadorian foreign minister Ricardo Patiño. We're friends.

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He's letting me stay in his embassy for a while. He says I'm getting "diplomatic asylum" but I like to think of it as more of a fun sleepover!

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