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27 Signs Your S.O. Is A Spy

This is how you can tell your S.O. is a spy, according to stock photos.

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1. Your significant other wears unflattering wooly jumpers.

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2. On most weekends, your S.O. can be found wearing sexy red dresses and dancing with a gun.

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3. It's 2015 and your significant other still uses a landline.

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4. Your partner wears trench coats 365 days a year.

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5. Your significant other exits all rooms by rappelling out the window while clutching an indestructable briefcase.

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6. Your significant other wears lots of hats.

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7. Your significant other's favourite activity is reading large newspapers in parks.

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8. Your S.O. just loves watching other people play video games.

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9. Your S.O. goes up to people on the phone and puts a glass on their heads.

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10. Whenever you decide to go on holiday together, your S.O. always suggests climbing ladders in the countryside.

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11. Your partner often visits libraries, but never checks out any books.

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12. Your significant other insists on wearing sunglasses when it is not sunny, and uses an umbrella when it is not raining.

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13. You have only ever seen your partner's eye through a keyhole in a wall made out of technology.

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14. When you call to your S.O. that dinner is ready, he simply tears a hole in the wall with his bare hands, and stares at you.

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15. When you ask him nicely to empty the dishwasher, he does the same.

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16. Your S.O. frequently drives to windfarms and looks through binoculars in low-cut blouses.

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17. When she is not at windfarms, she crawls with her binoculars through hedgerows with her bum in the air.

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18. When someone asks your S.O. why he insists on rappelling out of windows, he draws a gun on them.

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19. Your S.O. is a nightmare at picnics.

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20. When you suggest visiting your parents as a couple for the weekend, your significant other simply puts on a pair of fishnet stockings, sits with her massive gun, and closes her eyes.

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21. Your significant other has been known to emerge from iPads to look at people with binoculars.

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22. Your significant other is constantly looking at a tiny man standing in the palm of his hand through a magnifying glass.

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23. When you ask your S.O. for computer help, he will usually just crawl underneath the desk with his mouth open.

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24. Every single date night, your S.O. climbs into a wheelie bin on the way to the restaurant, starts taking pictures, and makes you late for your reservation.

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25. When your S.O. covers himself with grass and goes for a walk with his binoculars, he never comes back in a good mood.

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26. You have never seen your significant other's face.

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27. And finally, your significant other has a camera instead of a head.

This is a sure sign that your significant other is a spy.
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This is a sure sign that your significant other is a spy.