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Who Should You Have A Secret Celebrity Threesome With?
The SLUTTIEST two statues, that is.
How scandalous! Luckily nobody will ever know.
Quelle scandale! Don't worry it will be totally private, forever.
It would be an evening of shocking, but totally private, delights.
It'll be your little secret.
Don't worry, people could only find out about it if they have the internet, and you can't wrap up fish and chips in the internet.