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Who Should You Have A Secret Celebrity Threesome With?

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  1. Pick a mysterious celebrity couple to have a threesome with – nobody will ever find out!

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Who Should You Have A Secret Celebrity Threesome With?

You got: Two of the statues on the front of the UK Supreme Court building

The SLUTTIEST two statues, that is.

Two of the statues on the front of the UK Supreme Court building
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You got: A furious judge and a heavy, dusty, leather-bound book on defamation law

How scandalous! Luckily nobody will ever know.

A furious judge and a heavy, dusty, leather-bound book on defamation law
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You got: Two Tory backbenchers with paper bags over their heads

Quelle scandale! Don't worry it will be totally private, forever.

Two Tory backbenchers with paper bags over their heads
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You got: A prominent newspaper editor wearing a ball gag and a barrister specialising in defamation law

It would be an evening of shocking, but totally private, delights.

A prominent newspaper editor wearing a ball gag and a barrister specialising in defamation law
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You got: Two celebrities wearing sheets over their heads in a bid to remain anonymous

It'll be your little secret.

Two celebrities wearing sheets over their heads in a bid to remain anonymous
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You got: A diplomat holding a briefcase in front of his face, and a briefcase

Don't worry, people could only find out about it if they have the internet, and you can't wrap up fish and chips in the internet.

A diplomat holding a briefcase in front of his face, and a briefcase
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