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26 Important Questions For People Who Go To The Gym

You guys look great and are very impressive, but there are some things we non-gym types just don't understand.

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1. Is it true there are hotties at the gym?

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Is that why you are always going to the gym instead of not going to the gym?

2. Do you make this face at the hotties?

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Do they like it?

3. Do you do this at the hotties?

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Does it work?

4. What does the gym offer that you just can't resist?

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5. Is it actually physically possible to wake up early and go to the gym before work?

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Does it feel nicer than sleep??

6. Do you sometimes just go to the gym so that you feel like you've gone to the gym, but not actually do anything there?

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Does that still feel better than sitting at home rewatching The Good Wife?

7. What IS pilates?

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Is it a thing you have to do in groups? Is it nice?

8. What are "gains", how do you gain them?

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After you've gained them do you have to put them back?

9. How long does it take to get ~ripped~ anyway?

Will you have to keep going to the gym forever?
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Will you have to keep going to the gym forever?

10. Do you ever accidentally touch other people's sweat?

Is it awful?
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Is it awful?

11. What's the point of treadmills?

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Like, why are there treadmills when there are roads and pavements and things like that? Do you all live in an extremely snowy area?

12. Like, what if instead of running INSIDE the gym, you ran TO the gym? Is that a thing?

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13. Don't the machines kind of freak you out?

14. What do they all DO?

15. Do you ever worry about getting trapped inside a machine?

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What if it swallows you whole?

16. Does it all get a little bit competitive in there?

17. Do you have a Gym Enemy?

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Is that what's motivating you?

18. Does it suck to have to wear clothes when you know you have a bangin' gym bod underneath?

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Don't you just kinda wanna be naked all the time? Like, "LOOK UPON MY GYM-PERSON BODY."

19. Does it not get boring as hell in there?

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20. Are you just there for the snaps???

I'll never understand why people feel the need to snapchat every time they go to the gym

It's OK if you are, I'm just trying to understand it all.

21. Is it true that gyms have locker rooms full of naked strangers behaving strangely?

Do the naked strangers ever do funny naked stranger things that you can tell your pals about? Is that why you go to the gym??
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Do the naked strangers ever do funny naked stranger things that you can tell your pals about? Is that why you go to the gym??

22. Aren't you terrified of dropping one of these thingies on your foot?

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Why not lift a bag of rice or something instead. Bonus: You get delicious rice!

23. What's a "cross fit"?

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Is that a thing now??

24. Why are you guys always drinking milkshakes?

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25. Do you...like the gym? Is it a thing you enjoy?

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Blink twice if you don't actually want to be there.

26. And most importantly, why do you guys love hashtags so much?

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