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Are You, A Mere Human, Worthy Of Simone Biles?

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Are You, A Mere Human, Worthy Of Simone Biles?

You got: Yes

Oh my god, it's Simone Biles! HELLO SIMONE BILES! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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You got: No

No, you are not worthy of Simone Biles, because no human being in the entire world is. Maybe, somewhere on a distant mountain top, shrouded in snow, there is an otherworldly being, a glowing orb of light and energy, whose purity approaches worthiness of Simone Biles. But you are not that glowing orb. You are not worthy. None of us are. We are not even worthy of being alive at the same time as Simone Biles. If you ever meet Simone Biles, avert your gaze, for your eyes are not worthy to look upon her. You may, however, fall to the ground and weep in grateful appreciation to be in the presence of such utter perfection. Perhaps, at the very least, meeting Simone Biles will alter your very DNA and pass on blessings to your future, unworthy children. Perhaps.

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