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Eminem looks terrible
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this looks like an awkward parent-teacher summit with both dads to settle the fallout from donald's schoolyard battle
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Pence: "My town is small" Kaine: "My town is the smallest" Pence: "My town doesn't even have people" Kaine: "I'm not even from a town"
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Mike Pence looks like he's killed a man with a hammer; Tim Kaine looks like he's lost all of his money buying magic beans
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KAINE: Mr. Trump is a man PENCE: Nonsense KAINE: Who lives PENCE: Everyone knows he's dead KAINE: In New York PENCE: Doesn't even exist
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A man mansplaining another man = Manception
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mike pence shaking his head like he's in the HR office and they're reading back his internet usage
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Kaine is the kid who cdnt get a date in HS so spent a lot of time rehearsing lines he thought were clever in front of a mirror.
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Pence looks like the guy who really hates that his son wants to be a dancer.
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Drinking Game: Take a shot every time you can see Mike Pence's eyes, remain sober for two hours
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Kaine is the goofy teacher who's the reason you got to go to college Pence is the principal who outed your gay friend to his right-wing dad
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I can't believe "Mike Pence" is an perfect anagram of "neck fuckmilk"
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Mike Pence: People shouldn't get abortions! Thousands of families can't have kids. Let them adopt. Gays: So us? Pence: No not like that.
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Biden at the back of the room making sure Tim Kaine doesn't drop the ball #VPDebate
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TIM: TRUMP WON'T PAY TAXES MIKE: TRUMP SUPPORTS THE TROOPS ELAINE: I AM GOING TO TURN THIS FUCKING CAR AROUND UNLESS YOU TELL ME ABOUT SYRIA
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If I wanted to watch two white dudes bicker near a woman named Elaine, I would definitely just watch Seinfeld.
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Elaine during this debate #VPDebate
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if i were a moderator i would lose my shit on these two white boys like they were my kids about to make a scene in target
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Your boss sucks Your boss sucks I want to interrupt You can't interrupt OK, your boss sucks No, now I get to interrupt: Your boss suck ZING
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KAINE, MOUTH OPEN: "Gov. Pence, why won't you defend Trump?" PENCE, SMILING AT THE AUDIENCE: "Donald Trump isn't real. You made him up."
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Mike Pence seems like the kind of guy who fake sneezes in a public school so someone can say "God bless you" and work in a prayer
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mike pence every night wakes up in a cold sweat that he accidentally answered "yeah!" to the "hey ladies?" call in Hey Ya
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Mike Pence on Donald Trump:
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Meanwhile, clowns are running amok and neither campaign appears to have a strategy to deal with them.
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Kaine: Trump called women pigs Pence: Nope Kaine: He wants to use nukes Pence: Nah Kaine: He wants to deport millions Pence: U wild son
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apparently mike pence is so scared of gay people he doesn't wanna admit he's on the same ticket as another man
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TRUMP: You did fine. You could have stood up for me, Mark. People are saying you didn't. PENCE: It's Mike. TRUMP: And you looked heavy.
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Biden's about 5 minutes from rushing the stage, ripping off his aviators & telling them both "Let me show you how i… https://t.co/xPWsw0W3Sq
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Mike Pence sits in the dark on his hotel bed, his wife already asleep. The phone buzzes. He knows it's Trump. He doesn't answer. Not yet.