Buzz·Posted on 10 Feb 201722 Medieval Beasts That Are You On A Night OutThis is why people don't invite you places.by Hannah JewellBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. When you tell your friends you're "ten minutes away!" but you're actually nowhere near ready. commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons 2. When one of your friends sticks their head out the taxi window on the way there like an idiot. commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons That's UNSAFE, JARED. 3. When you get to the gig but you're way too short to see anything. bl.uk And there's some tall fucker right in front of you who won't make any space. 4. So then you get up on someone's shoulders but you feel kinda bad about it cause you're not that light tbh. bl.uk And then your friend Julie gets annoyed because she wants a turn on Mark's shoulders, but Mark is like "oh fuck no not another". bl.uk 5. When you get to the club and the bouncer says it's full and you can't BELIEVE you got all made up for nothing. bl.uk 6. When you try and flirt with the bouncer to get in but he is NOT having it. commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons 7. When you finally get in the club and get really hammered and don't even notice when you lose your flower crown. Bibliotheques-mediatheques Metz / Societe ARKHENUM / commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons 8. When you're trying to let loose but nearly slip on something wet and horrible on the dance floor. commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons 9. When you spot two drunk people kissing in the corner and it's just a nightmare of tongues. bl.uk 10. When some creep gets handsy and you have to make a beeline for the toilets. bl.uk 11. When you get to the toilets and compliment some girls you've never met on their amazing contouring. commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons And they say something nice about yours. <3 12. When it's getting late and you get weirdly angry and say something regrettable to your friends. bl.uk Hopefully they won't remember it. 13. When you're feeling pretty cute and someone takes a picture. bl.uk 14. When you and your friend both pull on the dance floor. bl.uk 15. When you see your ex with their new S.O. who you and your friends refer to as "the snake". bl.uk 16. When you're feeling confident and jump in the middle of the dance circle. bl.uk 17. When too many of you try to get in the selfie and it's impossible for everyone to look cute in it. bl.uk 18. When you've been dancing so long that you don't even realise all your friends have gone home, but you're still having a great time alone so you just keep going. bl.uk 19. When it's the end of the night and your legs are killing you. commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons 20. When you pull at the end of the night and are feeling quite pleased with yourself... bl.uk ...and he's a total hottie. bl.uk 21. But then you wake up the next morning and realise you've made a huge mistake. bl.uk You're just sure they didn't look like this at the club. bl.uk And you resolve never to do this again. bl.uk 22. So the next weekend you don't answer your phone, stay in, put on your comfiest hoodie and read a book. commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons You're just too old for that shit.