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19 Things You Know If You Like To Get Drunk And Shout About Feminism

Your ideal Friday night is drinking wine and dismantling the patriarchy.

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1. So you're a feminist, but sober you doesn't necessarily bother calling people out on patriarchical nonsense.

moment of silence for the thousands of college women sitting in dorm rooms right now being forced to listen to some dude play "wonderwall"

Even if it's something worse than a dude playing "wonderwall" (imagine!) you just wanna keep the peace and live your life.

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4. You can hear a sexist comment from across the room. Your senses are heightened. You are ready.

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You know what you have to do, you've had two and a half glasses of wine, and nobody's going to stop you speaking the truth.

6. Drunk you somehow has a perfect memory for everything you learned in your undergraduate gender studies class.

Don't hate the player, hate the social construct of performative masculinity, which encourages weak men to conform to a sexist narrative th

Even if you couldn't remember it for the final exam, for some reason it's all crystal clear while drunk in a kitchen at a house party. Or at least that's how it feels.

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11. Drunk you gets a bit sarcastic in the face of dickheads.

First date tip: Laugh at all his jokes, even bad ones. Men love it. Laugh louder. If he begs you to stop...laugh harder. This is good advice

12. And drunk you has to be held back by your friends if, for example, you find yourself catcalled while on a night out.

how did i meet your father? he shouted "OI, YOU NOT GONNA SAY HELLO BACK TO ME, ARE YOU DEAF OR RUDE" as i walked past him and i just knew

LET'S SEE HOW MUCH YOU LIKE MY NICE LEGS WHEN THEY'RE KICKING YOU IN THE NUTS, SIR.

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19. ...but deep down you know you were doing good work and fighting the good fight.

when you look in a mirror the morning after a party

You didn't come here to make friends. You came to destroy the patriarchy.

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