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    If Harry Potter Moved To London In His 20s

    Harry Potter and the Uber He Got When Drunk Despite Being Able to Apparate

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    1. Harry Potter and the Mistaken Belief That Just Because You're Magical You Don't Have to Pay Council Tax

    2. Harry Potter and the Unpaid Internship at The Daily Prophet

    3. Harry Potter and the Guy Who Keeps on Trying to Endorse Him on LinkedIn for "Wizard"

    4. Harry Potter and the Tenancy Agreement that Prohibits Having an Owl

    5. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Damp Which the Landlord Definitely Didn't Mention When He Was Having a Look Round

    6. Harry Potter and the Complicated System for Paying the Electric Bill That Involves a Plastic Key and Frequent Trips to the Offie to Top Up Because Even Wizards Need Electricity Sometimes

    7. Harry Potter and the Far-Too-Sensitive Fire Alarm Which Won't Turn Off Unless You Hit It With a Broomstick

    8. Harry Potter and the Owl Shit All Over His Windshield

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    9. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Oxford Circus at Rush Hour

    10. Harry Potter and the Unexpectedly Useful Information He Learned in His Herbology O.W.L.

    11. Harry Potter and the Overwhelming Longing for Air That Doesn't Always Smell Like Piss and Diesel

    12. Harry Potter and the Disappointing Sainsbury's Basics Supper

    13. Harry Potter and the Philosophy Graduate Wanker Who Somehow Ends Up at All the Same Parties

    14. Harry Potter and the Slightly Threatening Letter From the Council About Voter Registration

    15. Harry Potter and the Disgusting Goblet Left by His Flatmate in the Sink for Three Days That's Gone All Mouldy and Horrible

    16. Harry Potter and the Deathly Stare at the Woman Blocking the Entrance to the Tube Carriage Even Though There's Plenty of Fucking Room Inside

    17. Harry Potter and the Never-Ending Construction Noise

    18. Harry Potter and the Creeping Bathroom Mould That No Known Magic Can Stop

    19. Harry Potter and the 800 Tourists Blocking His Way in Diagon Alley

    20. Harry Potter and the Half-Drunk Sext

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    21. Harry Potter and the Strongly Worded Letter to the Council About the Never-Ending Construction Noise

    22. Harry Potter and the Discovery That an Invisibility Cloak Lets You Get Into Clubs for Free

    23. Harry Potter and the Discovery That His Patronus Doesn't Work Against Angry Bouncers

    24. Harry Potter and the Interminable Hell of the Central Line When There's Too Many Fucking Muggles About to Take the Broomstick

    25. Harry Potter and the Twats, Twats Everywhere

    26. Harry Potter and the Oh God Is it Even Legal to Make This Much Construction Noise on a Sunday

    27. Harry Potter and the Discovery that Draco Is Now a Magical Management Consultant Getting Paid Three Times What He Earns

    28. Harry Potter and the Joke About the Unbeatable Wand Which HR Deemed Inappropriate for the Workplace

    29. Harry Potter and the Grudging Acknowledgement That the Marauder's Map Isn't as Useful as Citymapper

    30. Harry Potter and the Unpaid TV Licence

    31. Harry Potter and Ron's Embarrassing Photo With a Dragon in His Tinder Profile Picture

    32. Harry Potter and the Ill-Advised Fifth Butterbeer on a Work Night

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    33. Harry Potter and the Dementor-Like Darkness of London in Winter

    34. Harry Potter and the Mysteriously Invisible Broadband Engineer

    35. Harry Potter and the Problematic Colleague Who Thought It Was OK to Dress Up as Kingsley Shacklebolt for Halloween

    36. Harry Potter and the Lack of a Spell That Stops Netflix From Buffering

    37. Harry Potter and the Slushy Brown Snow Which Isn't Anywhere Near as Good as When It Snowed at Hogwarts Because Nothing About Adult Life is Actually Anywhere Near as Good as Hogwarts if We're Being Perfectly Honest

    38. Harry Potter and the Growing Temptation to Use an Unforgivable Curse Against This Letting Agent

    39. Harry Potter and the Internet Trolls Are Somehow Even Worse Than Actual Trolls

    40. Harry Potter and the Stern Reminder That "I'd Like to Slytherin to Your Hufflepuff" Is Also Not an Appropriate Workplace Comment

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    41. Harry Potter and the Jobseeker's Allowance

    42. Harry Potter and the Dreadful Mandatory Staff Bonding Day

    43. Harry Potter and the Lack of House Elves to Clean out the Drain Hair Blocking the Shower So He'll Have to Do It His Fucking Self

    44. Harry Potter and the Too-Loud Pub

    45. Harry Potter and the Fact That Playing With the Monday-Night Work Quidditch Five-A-Side Team Only Reminds You of Faded Glories and Crushed Dreams

    46. Harry Potter and the Three-Day Firewhisky Hangover Heralding the Impending Misery of Middle Age

    47. Harry Potter and the Crushing Realisation You Still Have to Pay the Congestion Charge Even When Your Car Can Fly

    48. Harry Potter and the Uber He Got When Drunk Despite Being Able to Apparate

    49. Harry Potter and the Letter From Hogwarts Asking for a Donation

    50. Harry Potter and Why the Fuck Are There Loads of Muggles Dressed Up as Me Driving a Fake Trolley Into a Wall in King's Cross Station

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