How YOLO Is Your Period?
Your period is the opposite of YOLO. It is a sensible, punctual, and well-organised affair. Your period has a job to do, a family to feed, and bills to pay.
Your period is YOLO to a medium degree. Sometimes, it's chill, laid-back, timely, and elegant. And other times, it just wants to fuckin' party.
Your period is waaaay YOLO. It takes risks, it seizes the day, it sneaks up your insides and takes them bungee jumping because it just wants to LIVE EVERY DAY TO ITS BLOODY FUCKING FULLEST.
Your period has absolutely no chill. No chill whatsoever. Instead of chill, your period has SOUND AND FURY. Your period doesn't want a full-time job at a desk with a suit, workin' for the man. Your period wants to RACE CARS IN THE GODDAMN DESERT cause your period doesn't play by the FUCKING RULES. Neener neener nyowwww!