His chin.His cheek.His forehead.The saddest, frowniest bit of his soul that pokes through every now and then.
That's just his little chin-frown, frowning away as usual, underneath his actual mouth frown.
His proud, long neck.His forehead, shining like the moonHis rosy cheeks.
That's one of his lovely rosy happy cheeks.
His kissy lips.The opening to the black pits of hell.
That's a close-up of the Chancellor's kissy lips.
His toothJust under his eyes.His actual eyeball.A vein on his forehead.
Nice eyeball, George!
The corner of his eyes.The side of his kissy lips.His neck.His dimply chin.
Lips shown here in a trademark Osborne pout!
Luscious hair.Luscious eyebrow.Full, thick moustache.
Strong eyebrows for a strong economy.
Shiny ear.Licky tongue.Inside of cheek.Red briefcase.
That's his shiny ear, where he hides his secrets.
His romantically furrowed brow.His charming dimples.Just a bit of bum.
That's his furrowed brow, furrowing as he clings romantically to this gate.
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