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How Sh*t Is Your Flat?

Find out if your humble abode is in fact the most miserable hellhole in all the land.

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    A single, friendly mouse.
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    An extended family of mice.
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    Rats.
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    Giant rats.
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    Guilty-looking rats.
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    Indestructable zombie rats.
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    Guinea pigs.
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    A plumbing problem.
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    An electrical problem.
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    A heating problem.
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    A mould problem.
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    A ghost problem.
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    A broken window.
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    A dripping sink.
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    A faulty oven.
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    A crack in the wall that you suspect is growing bigger every day.
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    A hole in the floor.
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    A mysterious smell.
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    A dickhead landlord.
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    An aristocratic dickhead landlord.
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    Spiders.
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    Massive spiders.
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    Massive hairy spiders.
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    Massive hairy spiders that watch you while you sleep.
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    A crushing darkness.
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    An aura of longing and despair.
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    Drunk neighbours yelling.
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    Drunk neighbours dancing.
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    Drunk neighbours stomping on the floor for absolutely no reason.
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    Drunk neighbours having sex.
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    Drunk neighbours having really athletic, shouty sex.
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    Drunk neighbours having really athletic, shouty sex, and then crying.
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    A terrifying flatmate.
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    A complete stranger.
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    A disgusting flatmate.
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    No but seriously a total fucking stranger.
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    A layer of grime on everything.
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    Great big clumps of dust.
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    Clumps of hair.
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    Rotten fruit.
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    A weak flush.
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    A weak shower.
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    A pile of clothes.
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    An infestation of cockroaches.
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    A demon cat.
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    An actual demon.
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