Farts a lot.Does farts that smell like a herd of small animals have died and are slowly rotting inside his body.Farts a lot and does it purposefully in your direction or directly onto you, to be funny, even if he has to chase you around the house to do it.Goes multiple days without washing.Does a little underarm wipe instead of a shower sometimes.Pees in the shower.Pees ON YOU in the shower.Wears the same jeans without washing for more than a week.Wears the same jeans without washing for more than a month.Wears the same jeans without washing for so long you don’t even know the last time they were washed.Eats messy food and wipes it on his jeans.Wipes his nose on his sleeve.Shaves and leaves little bits of hair all over the sink.Shaves just randomly around the house and leaves little bits of hair everywhere.Eats in bed.Eats in bed and leaves the dishes/bowls behind.Spills food and drinks in the bed. And crumbs.Re-wears socks.Re-wears underwear.Re-wears the same T Shirt for approximately 100 years.Doesn’t wash his hands after peeing.Doesn’t wash his hands after peeing, and then TOUCHES YOU WITH HIS PEE HANDS.Doesn’t wash his hands after doing a POO, because he is a MONSTER.Scratches his balls.Scratches his balls IN PUBLIC.Scratches his balls IN FRONT OF YOUR ELDERLY GRANDMOTHER.Just like, holds on to his penis or fiddles with it for no reason while in conversation with you.Gets pee on the seat because he’s sure he has “good aim”.Gets pee on the floor.Lifts the seat to pee but leave behind a sticky terrible residue.Somehow wees on the very back bit of the toilet which is difficult to clean.Brushes his teeth and spits out bits of toothpaste which end up in weird places, hardened and sad.Twists the toothpaste tube to death and leaves it with the cap out so the whole tube is ruined, hardened and sad.Lets out loud burps.Chases you around the house to make sure you don’t miss his really loud burp.Eats food off the floor.Eats food that’s definitely too old to be eaten. And somehow never get sick.Picks his nose.Picks his nose and rolls up his snot into tiny dry blobs and leaves them around.Puts snot on the wall.Leaves damp towels on the floor.Leaves damp towels on the bed.Leaves damp towels on random countertops miles away from the bathroom.Comes out the shower holding his dirty boxers, then throws them in your face to be cute.Leaves dirty clothes for so long that they start to stink up the room.Leave great puddles of drool on his pillow cases (which he doesn't often wash).Just doesn’t wash his bed sheets often enough.Blocks the toilet.Blocks the toilet to the point of it overflowing.Leaves “skid marks” in the toilet.MAKES USE OF “CUM SOCKS”.MAKES USE OF “CUM SOCKS” AND LEAVES THEM AROUND.MAKES USE OF “CUM TISSUES”.MAKES USE OF “CUM TISSUES” AND LEAVES THEM AROUND.Throws the "cum socks" and/or "cum tissues" at you IN ORDER TO BE “FUNNY”.Just does gross things in order to be gross, or without realising that he's gross, because boys are gross.
How Gross Is Your Boyfriend?
Your boyfriend isn't gross at all! Amazing. Where did you find him? Anyway it's more fun to be the gross one in a relationship, so really lean into your own grossness and embrace it.
Your boyfriend's a bit gross, but he's not a lost cause. In fact his level of grossness probably means that your relationship is judgement-free, and you're both totally comfortable being slobs together. That's true love!
Ok your boyfriend is QUITE GROSS. You poor thing. Hopefully you are also gross, and you love being gross together. You are a perfect chill match in that case!
Your boyfriend is nasty! Look, maybe he's great and you love him, BUT IF HE DOESN'T CLEAN UP AFTER HIMSELF you should at the very least sit him down for a strong word.