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How Glamorous Are You Actually?

Have you ever had a cocktail at lunch while wearing a crisp white blouse?

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  1. Tick off everything you've done.

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    Visited France.
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    Attended an awards ceremony.
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    Accepted an award.
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    Written a thank you letter.
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    Drank a cocktail from a glass that looks like it could be knocked over easily.
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    Drank a cocktail from such a glass without spilling a drop.
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    Drank a cocktail at lunchtime.
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    Remained cool under pressure.
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    Put your hair in curlers.
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    Worn a silky bathrobe.
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    Drank a cocktail with your hair in curlers while wearing a silky bathrobe.
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    Drank a cocktail with your hair in curlers while wearing a silky bathrobe while getting ready to go out to a cultural event.
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    Drank a cocktail with your hair in curlers while wearing a silky bathrobe while getting ready to go out to a cultural event and not taken a selfie.
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    Used bath salts.
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    Taken an elegant dog for a walk.
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    Taken two elegant dogs for a walk, without getting tangled up in their leads.
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    Stood on a windy train platform in a long skirt.
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    Carried a bouquet of flowers down a city street in the evening.
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    Attended the symphony.
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    Attended the opera.
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    Attended the ballet.
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    Attended the theatre to see a difficult play.
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    Disagreed with a review of the difficult play that you read in the paper the next day.
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    Known how to give yourself a nice up-do.
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    Worn dark red lipstick without any fear that it’s all over your teeth.
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    Worn a long coat.
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    Worn leather gloves.
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    Worn a bracelet over long gloves.
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    Worn an exceptionally long necklace.
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    Worn earrings that were longer than your hair.
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    Hosted a dinner party.
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    Had a guest at your dinner party bring a bottle of wine, which you accepted by saying “oh, how lovely, thank you very much.”
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    Made a toast at a dinner party which made people laugh and then smile warmly.
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    Been photographed laughing with your head thrown back and your eyes closed, and not looked terrible.
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    Worn heels on a long haul flight.
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    Taken a taxi to work, and not because you were late.
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    Not had to queue for something.
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    Listened to jazz.
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    Listened to jazz alone in your kitchen at midnight.
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    Listened to jazz alone in your kitchen at midnight while it was raining outside.
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    Eaten spaghetti without getting anything on your clothes.
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    Ordered seafood in a restaurant where seafood isn’t the only option.
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    Read a broadsheet on a train, fully unfurled.
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    Ordered espresso.
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    Gone on a dinner date.
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    Worn a crisp white blouse.
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    Written a letter on nice paper.
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    Raised a single eyebrow in disbelief.
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    Smiled at a compliment and murmured a quiet but confident “thank you”.
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    Opened a bottle of wine with ease.
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    Had an opinion about wine.
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    Expressed that opinion about wine without sounding like an asshole.
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    Traveled with only one small carry-on suitcase.
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    Looked nice in an airport.
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    Participated in classy flirtation with a tall person.
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    Been described as “a wit”.
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    Told a clever joke which made several people laugh, and smiled mischievously instead of laughing at your own joke.
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    Had an opinion about cheese.
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    Expressed an opinion about cheese without sounding like the worst person in the world.
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    Called out across a road to somebody named James in inclement weather.
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    Purchased a copy of Vogue.
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    Put lotion on your hands after washing them.
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    Had a drink in a hotel bar overlooking a glittering city, and not made a huge fuss about the view.
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    Visited a museum.
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    Looked upon a romantic painting and sighed.
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    Worn a white suit.
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    Relaxed in a long cardigan made of fine wool.
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    Taken an autumnal walk through the woods with a lover.
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    Read a work of classic literature by a fire in a cabin.
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    Been sent a box of chocolates.
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    Been on a boat.
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    Worn very cheap clothes without making them look cheap.
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    Gotten a pedicure in winter.
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    Removed your glasses and gently placed them in a fine leather case.
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    Fostered a genuine friendship with an old person.
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    Put your feet up on a desk without looking like a dick.
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    Had someone write a poem about you.
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    Attended the wedding of an ex with no bitterness.
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