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The 12 Hottest Tory Backbenchers

They may be backbenchers, but they're sitting on the frontbenches of our hearts.

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Choosing the hottest Tory backbencher would be like choosing the hottest star in the sky.

But someone had to do it, so here are the official rankings.

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11. Bill Cash has been hotting up the halls of parliament since 1984. He chairs the European scrutiny committee, or should we say, the European scrutiny com-fitty.

10. Geoffrey Cox, MP for Torridge and West Devon, is driving us mad with desire in this photo from the Parliamentary Dog of the Year show in 2011.

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Oh, Mr Cox, how we wish we could be your beloved dog George.

9. Coming in at No. 9 is Sir Peter Bottomley, seen here stepping out in a form-fitting bicycle helmet and a plunging high-visibility vest.

8. Even though he's not a backbencher, we can't even believe how much Oliver Letwin, MP for West Dorset, actually looks like Ryan Gosling.

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Letwin once said that public sector workers such as teachers and nurses need "some real discipline and some fear" to increase their productivity and innovation. Why did they not cast him in the Fifty Shades of Grey film???

UPDATE:

BuzzFeed apologises for including Oliver Letwin in this list. This was due to an editing error over his exact role and profile within the government. We apologise unreservedly to Mr Letwin and he is more than welcome to use our toilet facilities at 3am in the morning any time that suits. It's not our fault you look so much like Ryan Gosling.

Jeffrey Mayer / WireImage / Cabinet Office via commons.wikimedia.org

Letwin once said that public sector workers such as teachers and nurses need "some real discipline and some fear" to increase their productivity and innovation. Why did they not cast him in the Fifty Shades of Grey film???

UPDATE:

BuzzFeed apologises for including Oliver Letwin in this list. This was due to an editing error over his exact role and profile within the government. We apologise unreservedly to Mr Letwin and he is more than welcome to use our toilet facilities at 3am in the morning any time that suits. It's not our fault you look so much like Ryan Gosling.

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Jeffrey Mayer / WireImage / Cabinet Office via commons.wikimedia.org

Letwin once said that public sector workers such as teachers and nurses need "some real discipline and some fear" to increase their productivity and innovation. Why did they not cast him in the Fifty Shades of Grey film???

UPDATE:

BuzzFeed apologises for including Oliver Letwin in this list. This was due to an editing error over his exact role and profile within the government. We apologise unreservedly to Mr Letwin and he is more than welcome to use our toilet facilities at 3am in the morning any time that suits. It's not our fault you look so much like Ryan Gosling.

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6. Roaring in at No. 6 is Brian Binley, MP for Northampton South.

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Here he is campaigning in America for the US State Department to remove the People's Mojahedin Organization of Iran from its official list of terrorist organisations, which is pretty much every girl's darkest erotic fantasy.

5. Jacob Rees-Mogg may be a Eurosceptic, but we can't help but say oui, oui to his rugged good looks.

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Don't be fooled by his unchecked masculinity: He's a big softie at heart, and takes his nanny campaigning with him. "I am very proud of nanny", said the 45-year-old MP for North East Somerset. HOT.

3. James Philip Duddridge would like to answer your West Lothian question, if you know what I mean.

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This is the face he makes when he's thinking about the implications for England of Scottish devolution, and also when he's undressing you with his eyes.

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1. But the prize for the hottest Tory backbencher of all can only go to Sir Nicholas Soames, seen here in all his sexual majesty.

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